In this episode of Listen to This One, David and Adam are confronted with the shear number of weird and funny Florida headlines. Be careful, this baby bites! https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/thieves-snatch-shark-san-antonio-aquarium-wheel-it-out-baby-n895956 Kicking and Screaming (Because I was Tased) http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/08/12/man-accused-filling-water-cup-with-soda-at-fast-food-restaurant-tased-charged-with-robbery.html Pee Pond https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/famed-walden-pond-which-inspired-henry-david-thoreau-being-killed-n863381 Mr. Bang Bang https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/bandits-use-mr-bang-bang-to-steal-gold-teeth-polk-deputies-say/67-582150894 Cows Thwart Carjacker http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/08/florida-cows-thwart-carjacking-suspect-herd-her-straight-toward-police.amp.html KFC ConunDRUM http://www.wsfa.com/story/38822137/florida-man-tries-to-force-kfc-employee-to-reopen-restaurant-at-gunpoint The Ultimate In My Feelings Challenge http://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/audience/shannon-green/os-ae-in-my-feelings-challenge-hit-by-car-20180730-story.html

Adam and David stoop to the lowest form of comedy in this episode of "Listen to This One." Poop articles should be far and few between, but that doesn't stop them from discussing multiple. Cat Poop Business School https://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/07/25/cat-poop-humans-business-savvy-boulder-university-colorado-2/ Stinky Butt https://www.ktsa.com/texas-police-look-for-wanted-felon-nicknamed-stinky-butt/ World Record Sack swim https://www.yahoo.com/news/world-record-swimming-along-sack-hands-feet-tied-134632920--spt.html The Pooperintindent https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superintendent-resigns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913 Only God Can Judge Me https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nude-man-exercising-at-planet-fitness-thought-it-was-a-judgment-free-zone_us_5b5730abe4b0b15aba927969 Bigfoot Erotica XXX http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/399454-virginia-dem-house-candidate-tweets-that-her-gop-opponent-is-a-devotee

In the second ever episode of "Listen to This One," David and Adam laugh at dumb criminals, get sidetracked, and make a shocking discovery about the world we live in. News articles: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/07/28/world/offbeat-world/colorado-man-steals-tractor-bites-police-dog/#.W14fxS2-LUo http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/10/burglar-breaks-into-escape-room-cant-figure-out-how-to-escape.html https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/07/25/Thieves-take-hallucinogenic-toads-from-conservation-area/3471532547042/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7 https://www.whio.com/news/local/man-walks-into-house-puts-christmas-decorations/4WJlOOXLrjzPa3bLGK7ABI/ https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/grumpy-cat-wins-700-000-federal-case-over-identity-n841076 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fajita-heist-texas-man-sentenced-50-years-stealing-1-2-n868451 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/poop-train-carrying-human-waste-cleared-after-months-squatting-alabama-n867426

In the very first episode of "Listen to This One," Adam and David discuss muliple comedic news stories filled with mistakes and vendettas.