New segment: this week in headlines. Ancient dildos and Steven "The Commie' Seagal. Good for that guy: Geno Smith....until Credere crowns Brandon this week's "good for that guy" because of his scheduling mastery. Round-up of DJ and Paulie's LA trip with a mix pack of beverages. Arizona talk! Strip malls galore, you whore. By the time the Dziengielewskis get to Arizona; the wedding saga.