Well we have many “talks” today: chiropractor, entertainment industry, and beating off tales of yore. Glass stemware is atrocious to Brandon. Credere gets dirty about satanists. A religion class tale that could’ve really led to some shenanigans. Credere was gangsta in third grade, best believe. The guy who wears a mask in a porno isn’t fooling anyone.

To celebrate the 400th episode the boys get deep, so deep...you know the rest. Topics including but not limited to: the Oscars, Chris Rock, and last time we cared. Ghost kitchen name roundup. Worst tattoos and if we had any close calls. We discuss the planet and religion in a very cerebral (for us) segue. Addiction and that young young. Celebrate 400 episodes with us by telling a friend and leaving us a review on any platform you are listening on.          

New segment: this week in headlines. Ancient dildos and Steven "The Commie' Seagal. Good for that guy: Geno Smith....until Credere crowns Brandon this week's "good for that guy" because of his scheduling mastery. Round-up of DJ and Paulie's LA trip with a mix pack of beverages. Arizona talk! Strip malls galore, you whore. By the time the Dziengielewskis get to Arizona; the wedding saga.   

We are joined by two guests Paulie and DJ. The audio is a bit off but stick with it, it’s a good one. Super fan and 716it group owner Paulie fills us in on being at all the Bills games this year and the blizzard. DJ is days away from being married and in the wedding anxiety phase. We talk unicycles, sports, He Man the stripper and Andy Reid. We talk about the Comedy Store show from the night before. Credere drops “hubcap knowledge”.

We come in hot with an ooooo weeee review. We switch topics to a blind taste test of new beverages: Hop Smash and Prime by Jake Paul (also discussed). EIS: Crederes Oyster Bay and Hollywood recap. Jordan Peele discussion. Hipster definition and is it just LA style. This was a barn burner so make sure to check out the IG: liquorlicensepodcast where you can see Brandon’s new ring. 

The review of Super Bowl 57; lousy sequels, great game, and what’s ahead. No vista of no view for Brandon. Why do courses force foursomes on you? A quick take on The Last of Us. The best new show on tv. Leave a review if you like the show or even if you hate it. 

Brandon wants you to enjoy the SuperBowl while munching on Aliens. Credere suggests you never judge a book by it's cover unless it's written by a Black author during Black History Month. Overall stay stress free because Nate Dogg left us too soon.

We discussed a new noodle snack; Rap Snacks (yes same as the chips). Master P is really trying to help people who are down and out. Facial hair minute: Credere stays the same, since 4th grade and Brandon is ever changing. Is Cliff Booth rated R Forrest Gump? The boredom of Brandon's life has him figuring out lotto probabilities, wonderful. EIS: DC's new slate, James Gunn, Avatar, and You People review.         

Credere brings Brandon a Damar Hamlin sweatshirt and they recap what happened in divisional round weekend play. They make Super Bowl picks and really dislike Ken Dorsey. Jurassic World Dominion review. Brandon has a 3 hour limit at a bar and he explains his rationale. Credere discusses Baton Rouge and mosquitos. 40th birthdays and bars that change names. Michael Jackson really tried to change the world with his music, everything else aside.         

This episode is dedicated to Credere’s grandmother, with sad souls. Super wild Card weekend review and division round preview. Michael McDonald vs Mike McDaniels. Beat off dildo bum. B.U.M. Equipment = shorts over jeans. Why some cities house migrants: votes. Brandon has a podcast interview revealing his only credit on television. 90s sketch shows. Podcast gift bags; a revelation.