With the timer set and ticking, Luke and Tony delve into classic Halloween horror flicks, relive their greatest couples costume triumphs and failures and determine once and for all the appropriate decorating window for the spooky season. Tony recounts a horrific, Halloween-adjacent extreme close encounter jam packed with age appropriate credible witnesses and an Erie ending which even famed debunker P. Julian Class can’t adequately explain away.

The Delta variant takes aim at it’s well known namesakes in an effort to sour their reputations. Luke and Tony fondly recount going back to back with one another in their youth. Tony shares a curious case straight out of the Netflix series Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified, featuring a most harrowing encounter with inconsiderate parking.

Tony shares his vacation plans before the conversation shifts to Luke and Tony’s shared spa experiences of years gone by - no erotic LITS fan fiction PLEASE! A new UFO doco jumps on the bandwagon and catches the lad’s attention. While out for a evening drive in the countryside to soak up the springtime smell of fresh rain…or something…Tossie and Begay endure an otherworldly criminal encounter involving a being with questionable intentions.

Luke inadvertently offends a small business owner before receiving yard work criticism from the afterlife. A popular segment is rebooted for another round as Luke Presents Tony’s Abnormally Paranormal: The Smoking Alien Robots of Cisco Grove

Luke and Tony digest a degustation of deconstructed desserts and uninspiring classics of the boomer biscuit variety. What’s the deal with the lack of diversity in the Jetsons and what’s really going on at surface level? The preliminary UAP disclosure report teases Luke and Tony, leaving them both wanting more.

Tony has a life altering run in with a hole in a wall before going on to share his recent vax experience and the bizarre incentives being offered to twist one’s arm into a pointy needle. Luke catches Tony off guard with a UFO conspiracy involving murder and treachery he knows little about.

Luke takes aim at deciphering an infamous cryptic code, before putting his physic prowess to the test. UAPs are back in the headlines and Tony shares the scoop on the latest rumours circulating as officials go on the record to spill the beans…or more appropriately, Tic Tacs.

Tony is forced to check his privilege after Luke recounts a traumatic episode at the salon from his youth. A classic LITS episode is revisited with some startling new revelations about a grisly mountainous mystery.

New sponsor alert and this sweet as #spon will have tails wagging! Luke inflicts grievous bodily harm upon himself and recounts the harrowing tale. Warning: queasy LITSners like Tony should be sitting down for this one. Luke and Tony tag team 9 spooky stories about ghoulish canines which could have been much more succinct.

Luke and Tony share top summertime fashion tips and regale one another with some school yard yarns before the conversion turns to talking rubbish. A few powerful sounding people leave an impression. Travis is back but leaves out the juiciest parts of his ordeal. Luke has a tantalising new sign off on offer.