Lighthouse Shock Jock
Lighthouse Shock Jock
LHSJ Radio
The highest rated schizopodcaster in the known universe chats about current events, games, the good old days of "content" before it was corporate drivel (if such a thing even exists), and finding fulfillment in an increasingly desolate world.
#13: The Only Viable Kendrick vs Drake Take, Eye on Social Media, Pallet Jack Wars, Book of Jonah
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠ After taking a break to get some of life in order, we're back with some more Haterade about people who are following the Kendrick vs Drake beef and the "comedian podcast guy." Plus, some fantasies about using electric pallet jacks as horses and riding them into jousting battle. It's as ridiculous as it sounds. And in Eye on Social Media, online dating discourse has a new low with some reactions to a TikTok boss girl who can't find a man. Have we gone too far?? Finally, in Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study, a lesson on gratefulness and not running from your calling from the Book of Jonah.
May 21, 2024
1 hr 57 min
#12: Downtown Nashville Anomalies, Gamer Chairs vs Anime McDonalds, Reconciling with Old Testament God
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ The show returns to being broadcasted live like God intended, and the first night has some stories about downtown Nashville, an AT&T and McDonalds ad pitted against each other in Who Wants to Be a Hater, and we judge for ourselves whether or not Old Testament God is vengeful in Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study. Which commercial cringes it out the hardest in Who Wants to Be a Hater? I'm curious which one you think takes the crown... 0:00 Intro, the Live show is back, previewing today's show 12:46 Tourist traps & why does every city have a Broadway/Church street? 16:35 Live music in the tourist district 24:37 Everyone is either a 2 or a 10 in Nashville (if you know you know) 27:37 Nashville ducks are beautiful and Florida ducks have cancer 30:50 What's super prominent in Nashville and nudity party buses 40:49 Who Wants to Be a Hater: AT&T vs McDonalds 55:11 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study: Reconciling with Old Testament God (Recorded on March 15, 2024) #podcast #nashville #animemcdonalds #commercials #oldtestament #biblestudy
Mar 16, 2024
1 hr 49 min
#11: Overcoming Bad Habits, GamerGate 2, Driving Nervousness, & Miraidon vs Optimus Prime??
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ This one took 7 days to record for some reason, but that gives us even more time to contemplate the important things in life such as nervousness driving in front of cops, overcoming bad habits, the Miraidon motorcycle from Toyota, mental illness in video games, and reconnecting with God when things seem lost. 0:00 Intro & being nervous driving in front of cops 10:13 Ranting about what's on today's show 18:13 Overcoming bad habits with routine 24:31 Housekeeping & the live show returning Friday, March 15th at midnight Eastern 33:29 Crypto in 2024 xd 39:52 GamerGate 2 Electric Boogaloo?? 1:15:47 Toyota Engineering's Miraidon motorcycle 1:27:07 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study (Recorded on March 7, 2024) #podcast #toyota #gamergate2 #biblestudy #miraidonmotorcycle #traffic
Mar 14, 2024
2 hr
#10: The Super Bowl Food Coma, Valentine's Day, LHSJ Bible Study 2
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ It's not too late to cash in on the Super Bowl conspiracy theories right? Thankfully I'm more concerned about the food than the game (which I was mostly asleep for... except the halftime show). Plus, some thoughts about this year's Valentine's Day, and some reconciling in Bible Study about whether or not it's possible to be a homosexual Christian. 0:00 Intro, Chiefs Dynasty, Super Bowl halftime show 5:55 Super Bowl food coma, all out mac & cheese 17:08 "Analysis" of the football game itself; hypnotizing people who sports bet 23:36 Valentine's Day 29:09 Housekeeping on show stuff 38:56 LHSJ Bible Study: Corinthians, Wisdom, Sexual Immorality #podcast #superbowl #valentinesday #biblestudy #corinthians #chiefs
Feb 18, 2024
1 hr 37 min
#9: Florida vs Tennessee, Who Wants to Be a Hater, Palworld, LHSJ Bible Study
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio It sucks getting old, but at least that makes it easier to rant about the differences between Florida and Tennessee. Plus, what makes that new viral game Palworld so interesting? It may have something to do with how interesting the developer is, but how will Nintendo respond? We also play the second round of Who Wants to Be a Hater with two fresh new evil and cringe pieces of content pitted against each other for the title of most cringe. Which one edges it out?? Finally, the first edition of Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study deals with the first couple chapters of James and how we deal with the trials in life and what it means for our fate as a believer. #palworld #sportsbetting #podcast #florida #tennessee #biblestudy #james 0:00 Intro, getting old 5:00 Getting home from Florida 12:31 Sleep deprived driving vs drunk driving 21:44 Differences between Florida & Tennessee 44:43 The south as a "racist paradise" stereotype 51:09 Show plans for the future 1:05:04 Definitive proof all your dreams can come true 1:08:11 Controversy over Palworld 1:25:45 Who Wants to Be a Hater (Round 2) 1:49:17 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study (Recorded February 6, 2024)
Feb 11, 2024
2 hr 40 min
#8: From Heretic to Believer
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio There's going to be some changes around here. It doesn't take a long time for a person to completely change and I talk about how the last few months have changed me (and what's going to change about the show going forward). (Recorded September 20, 2023)
Feb 11, 2024
1 hr 20 min
#7: My "Leaving Florida" Bucket List & The Voicecel Test (did I pass?)
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio A professional podcaster would've waited until the rain stopped before recording this episode but that is not the situation in life we are in at the moment. Alas, I ramble about the stuff to do before leaving Florida in a couple months, lament today's beach day being ruined by the rain, take that viral Voicecel test, and wonder what that guy who won the $2B Powerball a few months ago is doing with his money now... 0:00 Watching the sunrise on the beach & getting harassed by cops 11:30 Why it's impossible to escape office politics & the homeless beach problem 17:07 Rain will not stop the recording of this podcast 25:06 The "Leaving Florida" bucket list 51:04 What the $2B Powerball winner is up to 1:01:52 Taking the Voicecel test (Recorded September 20, 2023)
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 13 min
#6: The Other Side of Fear; 70's Game Shows; Hurricane Idalia Stories
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio With all the hate let out, I'm back to offering "only" (mostly) positivity with some advice about how to appreciate the unnoticed positive moments in life, cleansing your energy, and conquering fear. Plus, some rants about making it through Hurricane Idalia despite being around terrible Florida drivers, the moment I decided to quit vaping, and my college career of watching 70's game shows on Game Show Network at 3 AM. 0:00 Intro & being anxious to record this show 5:20 Fear being the theme for this podcast & "housekeeping" 12:47 YouTube algorithm music reminding me of 70's game shows 20:18 The thing that finally caused me to finally quit vaping 26:42 The heyday of 70's game shows 33:24 I lived through Hurricane Idalia (spoiler alert) and its terrible drivers 38:51 The newest annoying traffic phenomenon plaguing the road 44:25 Recognizing positive "luck" instead of always negative luck 56:42 Escaping being afraid and what's on the other side of fear (Recorded August 31, 2023)
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 36 min
#5: Who Wants to Be a Hater: Cringe Twitch "Gamer" Ads Edition!
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio I took the last 3 months to build up unbridled hatred towards the world and this show is the catharsis where we let it all out together. Haterade goes all around including towards radio fans, normies, social media, zoomers, fat people, Twitch "gamer" ads and streamers, plus other stuff I'm sure I forgot about. If you want to play the cringe Twitch ad game, skip to 48:10. Which ad was the most cringe? 0:00 Intro & the theme of this show 4:04 Why I hate radio & normies now 15:08 Going to the gym at 3 am 16:55 Who I'm trying to appeal to now since reviving LHSJ 18:24 Changing my mind about mistrusting therapy 20:04 Accepting haterade as the future of LHSJ & why Twitter sucks now 23:39 Turning helping people podcasting into a business 29:27 Being the "talent" vs the background roles of a podcast 32:47 Synchronicities & coincidence 39:32 My response to people asking me how I lost 100 pounds 40:49 Encountering a "radio fan" at the store 48:10 Who Wants to Be a Hater: Cringe Twitch Ads Edition (Recorded August 14th, 2023)
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 27 min
#4: Twitch's DRACONIAN new ad policy; NBA Playoffs; Succession finale
𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio After a few week break, I'm back to talk the new Twitch guidelines and how it may kill smaller esports and promote further cronyism in the streaming world. Plus, a foray into my first season of watching the NBA playoffs (and current finals), why Jokic looks like the current GOAT to me, and why the Succession finale was amazing. 0:00 Intro + "housekeeping" 8:58 Twitch comes out with new ad guidelines for streamers 24:30 Streamers are pissed & threaten to leave Twitch 31:35 Twitch's PR response 35:03 Potential for other streaming platforms to take off 42:12 Impact on esports & why esports is a grift industry 52:12 First year of watching NBA playoffs & enjoying basketball 57:17 The only thing I don't like about basketball so far 59:48 Succession finale talk (WITH spoilers, of course) 1:26:10 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 1:27:53 Dropping Westworld in Season 3 (spoiler-free) 1:31:50 Outtro & what's coming up next episode (Recorded June 6, 2023)
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 35 min
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