Today's roast features:

• teen text messages
• how to get the girl
• where's your 10th grade english teacher
• you might get weighed before your next flight

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, you might enjoy learning some new buzzwords, including forest bathing (aaahh do you smell the pine?) and girl math (not to be confused with algebra).

Mindy also shares an epic story from her dating days, and Obadiah changes President's Day forever.

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