Today's roast features:teen text messageshow to get the girlwhere's your 10th grade english teacheryou might get weighed before your next flightIf that doesn't tickle your fancy, you might enjoy learning some new buzzwords, including forest bathing (aaahh do you smell the pine?) and girl math (not to be confused with algebra).Mindy also shares an epic story from her dating days, and Obadiah changes President's Day forever.Ready for a fresh cup of light roast? CLICK PLAY! Keep up to date on all the latest roasts on our Facebook Page Have an idea for a segment or comment to share? Email: [email protected]

Welcome to episode zero (or is it just one?) of the Light Roast podcast! What to expect in today's show:Who are Obadiah and Mindy? Which one of them was a morning show host and which one was a professional cheerleader?Shamrock Shakes, Elmo, and Cozy Cardio all in the newsObadiah is depressed: the four ways he deals with itBuzz Words: find out what "scruffy hospitality", "loud budgeting" and "money dysmorphia" meanStanley Cup Defense ClassObadiah and Mindy talk what they're doing this week including flexibility, yoga, "Strong Like Water" a book by Aundi Kolber, and "D'Artagnan" a french Musketeers movie that no one but Obadiah has heard of.Question of the Week: "What movie quote has worked its way into your vocabulary?"