Life's a Pitch Podcast
Life's a Pitch Podcast
Matt and Tom
Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast
Deleted Scenes: Lara Croft - Bonehenge
This week we discuss the Batman trailer, what we'd have like to have seen in the movie "The Lighthouse" and Lara Croft discovers something about a certain British landmark. Enjoy! This is the deleted scenes for episode 349 by the way. Might be worth listening to that before this, or it might work without it, who knows?
Oct 26, 2021
34 min
Episode 349: Lucia
Horror month 2021 continues as Florence Pugh is compelled to return to her home town where she was beloved by everyone there. Only to find out that everything was not as it seemed. Honourable Mentions: I found God He was Behind the Sofa - A spiritual sequel to the John Carpenter film "They Live" - Simon Pegg finds an answer in the fluff behind his sofa. The Devil is in Beatles - The Beatles reflect on their unwarranted success as they record their final studio album in abbey road.
Oct 23, 2021
58 min
Deleted Scene: The Impossibly Hot Lucifer Statue
This one's all about the devil, he's in an impossibly hot statue and in your coleslaw! This episode brought to you by MiPantis. This is the deleted scenes for episode 348, it might be worth listening to that first... Orrrrr maybe not, up to you.
Oct 19, 2021
42 min
Episode 348: I betrayed Him And Now He's Back From The Dead
In the second episode of this weeks Halloween Horror season, we get biblical and pitch what life was like for Judas after Jesus' death. Honourable Mentions: The Sins Are Coming From Inside The House: A portal to hell open in a black plague era orphanage, only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it Preacher Creature: A man is on the hunt for a cryptid who performs religious ceremonies
Oct 16, 2021
51 min
Deleted Scenes: Lizard Chips
We talk about monster hour movies and pitch a film called Cryptid Currency! This is the deleted scenes for episode 347 - you may need to listen to that before listening to this one... Or not, who knows?
Oct 12, 2021
35 min
Episode 347: Face
Horror season 2021 starts with a psychological monster thriller starring Timothy Chalamet as he just wants to avoid a family dinner. Horrorable Mentions Fear The Attacking Doorknobs: Will Florence Pugh get that plumbing job she dreams about? Monster in my Rocket: SomeTHING is going into space and Daniel Craig has a secret...
Oct 9, 2021
50 min
Deleted Scenes: 007 Vantablack
We discuss our other options for Bond given to us by our Patrons on www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast and pitch another Bond movie - Die Before The Day Has Begun! This is the deleted scene for episode 346 - it might be worth listening to that episode before listening to this... or you can do whatever you want YOU MAVERICK!
Oct 6, 2021
16 min
Episode 346: 007 - Always Is Never Enough
Seeing as Daniel Craig is not going to be James Bond anymore we though we'd ask our Patrons to give us a new casting for Bond and they gave us... Kelsey Grammer in "Always is Never Enough" Double "o" Mentions Diamondhead - A man sets out to destabilise Vietnam with Lava. Only Bond can stop him. A Good Day To Have a Lovely Cup of Tea in the Garden - Bond is interrupted in his downtime by an old friend...
Oct 2, 2021
54 min
Deleted Scenes: Olives!
We put together an advert for a disgusting cereal brand, talk weird science movies and pitch a movie in world where science is BANNED! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 345, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.
Sep 27, 2021
42 min
Episode 345: Everyone Wants To Weaponise My Rocket Pack
We delve into the wonderful world of WEIRD SCIENCE this week when Hayley Atwell makes a rocket pack that the military just won't leave alone! Honourable Mentions U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho - A conspiracy theorist kills Santa wit a drone and has to apologise... I was a Test Tube Terror - Something made in a school lab now wants to be the most popular thing in school! Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p | escp-music.bandcamp.com Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Sep 24, 2021
55 min
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