It’s COVID-19. Miss Rona, if you’re nasty! Consider this an episode for the time capsule. Because four years after this virus began itswarpath, we’re talking all things COVID Cringe. Do you remember Gal Gadot’s celebritymontage of “Imagine?” What about Donald Trump’s suggestion that we inject disinfectant? Ormaybe you’re still unable to forgive your Great Aunt Mary for all those Zoom calls. We’re coverthe gamut and recapping the hellscape of COVID, 2020, and the events that make us wince tothis day. To wrap things up, we’ll play a rapid-fire game of “Did that really happen?!” where we recapsome of the wildest takes, events, and all out insanity of 2020. ​​ Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@bussy_doctor) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Unless you live under a rock, or you’re Andrew, you’ve probably seen the recent news - Kate Middleton is missing. While normally a missing person is troubling news the Middleton conundrum is actually just another tally in the British Royal Family’s LONG line of craziness, media-spotting, conspiracy theorist, attention-seeking life that we are plagued with - even living thousands of miles away.  For this episode we asked ourselves, what better time to get into the hellscape of this relic and controversial institution than right now. And while we are not about to give you an extensive history, we can promise you  juicy scandals, from Nazi connections to Prince Harry's exodus due to racism toward Meghan Markle. Maybe we will even find Kate! ​​Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and, briefly, Paul (@colonized_by_the_british) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

In this era of dating woes, where swiping left seems easier than finding common ground, our latest episode dives headfirst into the chaos of romance amidst political polarization. With men veering right and women swerving left, courtesy of a chaotic political landscape and scrotus, the dynamics of dating have never been worse.  So we have to tackle the burning questions: Would you swipe right on a Trump-er? Could you overlook political differences for love? And let's not forget the real dealbreakers—bad hygiene and pasta-eating faux pas. Tune in to discover just how low Kirk's standards truly plummet (hint: they might match his height) and prepare to cringe at tales of awkward dinner dates. Whether you're navigating the minefield of modern romance or simply in need of a laugh, this episode promises to deliver. ​​Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@twink_slayer) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

When is a hole more than a hole? On their birthday! Today we celebrate – or barely tolerate – the smallest yet loudest member of the podcast: Kirk! First, Paul drops in for the intro. Then we air out or grievances with Kirk before saying a few nice things about him for once. Nothing says "we love you" quite like yet another reminder you are functionally illiterate.   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn) With a brief appearance by Paul (@extremely_divorced) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

We all had that one kid in our class that was born on Leap Day and had to tell everyone they were 3 years old when they were actually 12. Well, today we talk about why Leap Day isn’t real, along with time. Oh, and how 2024 is a complete redo of 2020, so have we even left 2020? You know, some reallll simple stuff. If you’ve ever sat and contemplated if time was a social construct, this one’s for you.  By the way - we told Kirk he could have the leap day episode because technically, does it even exist? So if you hate this episode, fully blame him. Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Hair, Hair, Hair. In this episode, Paul returns to host a discussion on body hair, shaving & grooming, and preferred body hair in romantic partners. We’ll talk about our biggest body hair icks, but also reflect on the problematic beauty standards tied to Body Hair, particularly in women and gay men. To wrap things up, we’ll pit the Queers against the Straights in a game we’re calling, “Hair to Hair, Toe to Toe.” The winner will receive bragging rights and full body shave courtesy of Paul. Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@pauls_hairy_hole) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Roses are red, violets are blue, welcome to the Hellscape, where love's askew. There’s love in the air and sewage in the dating pool. While Valentine’s Day might have come and gone, it's never too late to dig up the skeletons in everyone’s dating closets. From Andrew's receding hairline to Maggie's “high” standards, with Erica in charge only one thing is for sure: no one is safe. So break up with your boyfriend, girlfriend, situationship, Twink, etc. and join us as we dive into this anti-love festivities of humbling Andrew, roasting Kirk and writing love letters (not) to our favorite money-taking, rights-stealing man.    So if you’re fed up with your social media followers coming out of the WOODWORK to post their motley ugly collage of the people they “love” then you’re in the right place.  Because who needs romance when you have this dysfunctional podcast crew spreading cynicism and laughter in equal measure?   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn)   Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

The countdown to Super Bowl Sunday is on! - and who needs Erin Andrews’ or Shannon Sharpe’s sports commentary when you’ve got a gay man to do it for you! Kirk takes us through what we can expect from the upcoming Big Game between two insufferable teams, performances by mother Reba Mcentire and Usher, and the glorious 25 seconds of screen time our Lord and Savior Taylor Swift is bound to have. Will she drop Rep TV during a Kelce touchdown celebration?  Break out your buffalo chicken dip, and let’s talk some football, queens.  Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn)Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Black History Month is a time where people can honor the millions of contributions of Black people, events, and movements that have influenced the culture of an entire nation and the world. During this week’s episode, we’re celebrating the Talent, the Icons, the Intelligence, and the Power of the Black and African American community. You’ll receive an overview about the origins of Black History Month and then we’ll talk about how we plan to celebrate it. Plus, we’ll play a fun little game called: “Who Wants to Be a Racist Millionaire?,” where we unpack some of the insane arguments people have used throughout history to undermine the need for Black History Month.  Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@famously_hates_instagram).  Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Since this podcast itself is a reboot of a remake, we are fully qualified to give our hot takes on a raging debate: should we retire TV and film reboots, remakes, and even sequels? The answer is...maybe? Come for the brief appearance of the elusive daddy of this podcast, Paul. Stay for Kirk learning that Frasier is a spinoff of Cheers.   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)