This week the girls bid you adieu for the Spummer or Summing as they say in France, allegedly. They also cordially invite you to their "Mad Black Kickback" happening on May 20th in honor of their first full year podcasting. Please RSVP for the event by May 13th via DM @LaVieEnKreyol or by hitting our line: 223-9797. Donations are welcome and will be greatly appreciated. Special thanks to all our lovely guests from Season 2 and our expected guests for Season 3, coming in the fall. Use this time wisely to catch up on all the previous episodes and tell a friend to tell a friend. Pa fe dummy! [Don't be a dummy!] Be back after Labor Day! Intro/Background music and the extended version were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

This episode is sponsored by Babancourt Rhum! 🥴😂 On this final segment, Naphtah reveals that there’s levels to getting kidnapped in Haiti. Rich forgets his church shoes at school and all hell breaks loose. Izzy shows love to her favorite mais moulen plug. Ruth lets it be known that beatings/punishment were community-oriented when it comes to Haitians and Sparkle remembers her friend “Billy” the goat (he was delicious 😂).  Intro/Background music and the extended version were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

“Yo manjè l!” The girls (and Rich) are shocked to find out that Barnes —of “Celino and Barnes”— passed away in 2020. Rich breaks his silence and recounts the tragic trauma of a cancelled birthday. Naphtah starts an èpis war and declares that Ruth’s mom is the ultimate èpis plug. Izzy shares that she’s been babysitting since she was 8-years old and Sparkle questions whether or not she’s the brother she’s never had.  Click here to see a picture from Naphtah’s “Surprise” 10th birthday party. Intro/Background music and the extended version were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

The hosts and their guests discuss Haitians’ relationship with other Haitians. Richard finds a wife and a scam. Naphtah shares with the audience how to properly scam. And the girls discuss the one volume that all Haitians have: loud. Intro/Background music and the extended version were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

Some nonsense and a teaching moment. Intro/Background music and the extended version heard here on this episode were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

The girls discuss the comparisons between cultures: philandering grandfathers, dismissive parents and the belief in a spiritual world but the refusal to call it what it is—voudou. Fenix and Alina get some Haitian points. Izzy talks about having to salye her teenage aunts and uncles. Ruth shares the tea on how to get to the elders and Sparkle discusses her father’s non-relationship, relationship with voudou. Intro/Background music and the extended version were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

I mean, who would we be if we didn't discuss food? Intro/Background music and the extended version heard here on this episode were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

The girls are introduced to the Spanish translation to “periodt!” Alina puts her father in check about Haitian people. Fenix recalls her first time visiting a plantation. Crystal asks a question for educational purposes. Izzy lets it be known that El Diablo salsa is where it’s at. Ruth bigs up all the Haitians at the Waldorf and Sparkle reveals she is allegedly *whispers* part Dominican. Intro/Background music and the extended version were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

The girls find out that Fenix’s mom is the real maid in Manhattan. Alina strips Sammy Sosa of his Dominican-ness. Line Leader Crystal, our guest speaker, requests Cardi B’s 23 and Me. Sparkle’s FBI agent flags her file. Izzy adds in a practical 2 cents and Ruth helps people understand why Miami Cubans tend to vote for Big T.  Intro/Background music and the extended version heard on S2B5 were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support

We back! Thanks for stickin' beside us! Intro/Background music and the extended version heard here on this episode were all produced by JMY V exclusively for La Vie En Kreyol. For any inquiries, contact him at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lavieenkreyol/support