What does it mean to be a gamer? Do YOU choose to identify as one? Tell me because I need to know if I'm going to have extra lunch money today, poindexter

games games everywhere but not a drop to drink except for the 100,000 games sitting right there in your steam library and on all those top 20 lists you skimmed because you were only checking to see if they validated your own opinions back in my day you had to wait for the jarps to get shipped over in huge containers and there were all sorts of trade wars and shortages and on top of that pirates would hijack the shipments and game them illegally and then go online to spoil the big reveal before you could even get your hands on disc 1 sora dies in kh3

staring down a game's length can lead to confronting your own mortality but at least you got a good deal on it. noah brought up the zootopia rabbit this time it wasn't my fault 

only 90s gamers are cool enough to be diagnosed with gaming disorder. its cool we'll make a quarantine gaming house and play split screen until the grid goes down and we have to move inland to escape the water wars

i cant believe we fucking forgot to talk about the trailer that starts with a baby's ass

we're a little off the rails on this one. we've never seen each other nude, it's all pranks. there's no way in hell you'll catch us doing any gay shit

port begging? on MY forum? it's more likely than you think. how about you SWITCH off the tv and get real powerful rig that can render adult content and come talk to me when you're fragging at 144hz kiddo

dolla dolla bill yall

what happens when gaming doesn't transport you to a magical land anymore? when the daily bombardment of messages from all directions wears your brain down to a worthless mush? i dunno lol check out these anime tits

we talk about completionism in video games, the various ways video games turn us into ravenous junkies willing to destroy our bodies for a taste of glory full disclosure - the audio quality is pretty bad in this one. we bought an audio strategy guide after and learned all the tips and tricks from the gamers at bradygames