The 1ST Obama "I told you so"/ The Coyote and the Dog Park/ Deer gets revenge on hunter/ Bush Shoe Assailant

Is Porno Cheating?/ "I Hate My Life"/ Milk and Men Kissing: Oh My!

Salsa Virgin Mary: Miracle or Stain?/ Taking Turkey from those we don't show Thanks to/ Fruits of Pressure on Yes On 8 People

'UGLY DUCKLINGS' PLEA WINS MAYOR SEXISM AWARD/ Michael Phelps sexy??/ The Sharp Show gets email/ Support NO on Prop 8 Companies!/ MALAYSIA SET TO CURB LESBIANISM.

Meet the candidates: Bacon and Fries/ Obama takes his first poop in the white house./ GOOGLE search terms track pulse of the nation/ Yes on 8 people/ "Gay is just as good as straight!"

Please Keep Praying for Us/ Little Sluts/ Hanging Sarah Palin & Hate Crime

That's what god can do/ Global Warming caused by Distant stars?/ Half of US doctors use placebo treatments/ Eating contests cancelled while death is under investigation/ No takers for $10,000 prize in contest that requires abstinence/ Vacuuming could cause teens' bodies to malform

Palin lookalike strippers/ God blesses some - curses others/ Billionaire gives advice on Happiness/ Kabbalah sure sign of cheating/ Barack Osama/ Investment advice: Drink heavily and recycle/ Ha Ha Too late to discriminate against 19th century gay/ Great news: We accept you. Gee, Thanks!/ The most important problem in India is keeping lesbians from cuddling

young children wussified these days/ sex ed a waste of money/ murderer commits suicide after killing his family/ Breastfeeding the answer to Chinese toxic milk/ Teen Pregnancy: Maybe the little sluts should fear being kicked out/ Both candidates agree -- And then they are spun in opposite directions/ Candidate's positive gay remarks are spun negatively

Isn't politics fun?? :)/ My opponent is a big poopypants/ I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/ PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/ Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/ Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../ Iran admits it has gay people... But only a few/ Prop 8 is like cell phones or kitty cats or cheese pizza... without the cell phones, the cats, or the pizza./ Religious straight couples refuse to marry until gay marriage is banned - Great!