If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up listening to an all-new episode of Kill By Kill as we talk about the summer horror sensation, BACKROOMS. That’s right, we’re digging into the film’s creepypasta beginnings, delving into the real-life psychological underpinnings of liminal horror, unlocking our feelings about the fantastic performances in the film, and feasting on some spare furniture stuffing to keep ourselves fed. All this, plus literary liars, twinky boyfriends, various cubes, the doorway effect, desiccated body piles, 2000s babies, Taco Bell aesthetics, Amityville Death Toilet, throwing shade at dorks, and an interdimensional edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure. We'll try to help you trace your steps so you don't get lost, killers!

Killers, what happens when Jason Voorhees just... stops trying? Well, you’re about to find out as Gena & Patrick revisit a classic Friday the 13th Part 7 episode with the help of Ladies Love Paul Rudd podcast host Amy Pascale. This week, buckle up for Tina’s #telekineticorgasm! Marvel at the sweatiest severed head ever filmed! Tremble as Jason wanders around a mostly empty cabin like he’s lost inside a Costco!! All this, plus the multi-gendered defenestration we’ve all been waiting for and an all-new edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure are just a download away. Or streaming. We’re not going to tell you what to do with your data plan.

It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to insult the audience on the Corky and Fats Show tonight! That’s right, we’re continuing our evil doll coverage by putting a spotlight on the 1978 ventriloquy thriller, MAGIC. Here to help us by talking as we drink a glass of water is the artist behind Ahoy Comics’ The Toxic Avenger vs. the Noxious Offender, Felipe Sobreiro. Along the way, we debate Anthony Hopkins’ unconvincing American accent, delve into why pop culture was obsessed with ventriloquists in the 70s, wonder if this isn’t just a secret Psycho remake, and explore the killer five-minute scene that makes this movie worth watching. All this, plus overinvolved cab drivers, terrifying left turns, dummy mugging, Rich Little hatred, Psycho remakes, profuse sweating, terrorist declarations, and a showstopping edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure. We give this showbiz the business this week on Kill By Kill!

We're finally getting that touch-up it’s always needed as we've remixed this classic episode of Kill By Kill! Gena and Patrick welcome the head "Horror Honey" herself, Kat Wells (Carrie On and Boys & Ghouls podcasts) onto the show to help us understand some seriously bad decision-making in Crystal Lake. The group talks about Jason’s brand new ability to stare and breathe heavily, compares the flatulence of the Backstreet Boys to Part 7’s soundtrack, and debates whether Jason has been using The Secret this whole time. All this, plus an all-new edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and you’ve got yourself a party! In the woods. In the middle of nowhere.

Sorry, Jack - Kill By Kill is back with our continuing coverage of everything Chucky as we delve into the first franchise sequel, 1990’s CHILD’S PLAY 2. Here to help us resurrect this evil doll of a film is writer and podcaster (Cinema Spectre Club and Pod and the Pendulum) DeVaughn Taylor! Along the way, we dig into the sleazy con man who tried to bury the movie before filming, explore the ever-expanding list of abilities voodoo possesses, decipher the inexplicable home interior decoration in this film, and seek to understand what could possibly have been up Gene Siskel’s hinder about Chucky. All this, plus Disney Princess potential, cop cover-ups, the streets of Haddonfield/South Pasadena, Mikey talk, Irwin Mainway references, and a factory-made edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure. Crank it up, cause this is one rockin’ episode of Kill By Kill for your listening pleasure!

Welp... there Goes The Neighborhood! Kill By Kill is back with this week's remix of our Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood coverage. This time with the help of "F This Movie’s" Patrick Bromley! Along the way, we discover the true location of Part 5 (SPOILER ALERT: #GermNewsey), we diagnose what Dr. Bad News Cruise’s possible endgame for Tina might be ($$$), and consider what it must have been like to teach Jason Voorhees how to swim at the local YMCA. Also, Patrick talks about looking like Russell for far too long, right before a new edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure caps off the action. You’ll be saying, “Thank Jason it’s Friday,” before you know it - even though it's Tuesday. Just remember, we own that phrase, and you’ll owe us a nickel just thinking about it.

Listen, we all know that Chucky wasn’t the first killer doll we ever discussed. So in an effort to be completist… and cover for the fact that Patrick ended up in the ER all weekend… We’re upgrading your usual Friday by re-releasing our episode on the January horror sensation of 2023, M3GAN!! Along the way, we discuss how screenwriter Akela Cooper makes “over-the-top” so damn satisfying, we debate if parents really do want to spend less time with their children, consider M3GAN’s real sunglass needs, and explore the world of super-sized children!! All this, plus a cybernetic-enhanced edition of Choose Your Own Adventure, and explore how hard one woman needs to Girl Boss before she invents a Terminator! This episode is available for immediate download - do it today!! Sorry for the rerun, I’ll try not to have a civil war in my intestines next week.

We’re back in the Voorhees business, baby! Join Patrick and Gena as the tap back into the rich vein of Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood on this remixed episode with the help of celebrated author Nick White (How To Survive A Summer out now!). Along the way, we wonder about the state of the Crystal Lake real estate market, we learn to “never trust a man over 30 who still has bangs,” unlock the secrets to earning money as an erotic vampire, and finally - make that vital connection between Friday the 13th and Reba McEntire! All this and a stab-a-licious new edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure for you to aim your telekinetic torpedo at. Slap it in your earholes today, Killers!

There are some movies we talk about where we shower them with praise. Some we pelt with angry pleas to an indifferent movie god. Today is one of those rare films where we throw our hands up and ask, “But why?” We’re talking about READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME, and we have questions, like: what happened to all the character choices? Why am I supposed to be afraid of that dude? Was that person here just for stunt casting? Why are we relitigating the Scream franchise? We like all of the people involved… so why does this highly anticipated sequel add up to “It’s Fine”? All this, plus unkicked puppies, erection measurements, new money evil, knife guys, angry exes, a bunch of blood-splosions, and a very expensive edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure. We made a deal with Mr. Le Bail to cover this movie, and we're not breaking our promise!

Kill By Kill returns once again to sink Jason Lives to the bottom of Lake Forest Green, and we’ve brought along podcaster Wendy Mays (Pet Cinematary) to fit a chain around its neck. Along the way, we explore the eccentric, academic reading habits of tween campers, debate whether Jason would ever “pop a hamster into his mouth like a grape,” grapple with tight shots of denim crotches, and appreciate this particular Jason’s fine badonkadonk. Needless to say, things get weird. Plus, we pick apart the various kinds of semi-liquids that leak from a freshly crushed skull right before tapping into a new edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure. Join us for our final visit to Forest Green before the city council rebrands yet again!