
KETS Comeback Continues: Ranking the Bokke, Zille Vanilla, Pick up lines at Home Affairs & more! #72
Welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
In this episode we’re diving into Hellen Zille’s surprise entrance into the drag scene, breaking down how Strava is accidentally exposing world leaders (yes, even Biden), and ranking the Springboks after yet another England loss (spoiler: Eben stays at the top).
Plus, we play a chaotic round of Fact or Lie, and Chlo finally learns what the offside rule actually means.
It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s pure KETS chaos—don’t miss it!
Chapters:
0:00 Weekly catchup
10:20 KETS News
35:12 Word Association FAIL
37:42 Untoasted Improv
46:48 Truth or Lie
50:14 Wrap up!
Where to find KETS:
Website: http://kets.co.za
Contact: [email protected]
Instagram: / kidseatoast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
Where to find Sam:
/ homie____holmes
Where to find Chlo:
/ chloemelvillee
Nov 21, 2024
54 min

🎙 Kids Eat Toast Sometimes | The Comeback Episode 🍞
After a year off, we're back! Join us for the return of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, where we dive into South Africa’s wild world of news, online drama, and a some fresh-new segments! Today, we’re talking about why we’ve been MIA, where we’re going next, and how we are going to make KETS great again, again.
🔥 Special Guest: Cassidy Nicholson 🔥
This episode, we’re joined by the one and only Cassidy Nicholson (Constantia Mom) —a KETS OG and all-around legend! Known for her uncensored takes and unmatched wit, Cassidy’s back to help us unpack some of the wildest topics out there. She also gives us great insight into her growing comedy career.
Get ready for hot takes, epic laughs, and that signature Cassidy spice we’ve all missed. She’s here to keep us on our toes, and trust us—you don’t want to miss it!
Where to find Cassidy:
Youtube: / @agirlnamedcassidy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/agirlnamedcassidy/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@agirlnamedcas...
Where to find KETS:
Website: http://kets.co.za
Contact: [email protected]
Instagram: / kidseatoast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
Where to find Sam:
/ homie____holmes
Where to find Chlo:
/ chloemelvillee
Nov 14, 2024
1 hr 13 min

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA
Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Nov 29, 2023
1 hr 6 min

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA
Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Nov 22, 2023
56 min

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay!
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Nov 14, 2023
55 min

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy.
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Nov 8, 2023
56 min

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Nov 1, 2023
47 min

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Oct 25, 2023
54 min

That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)
Oct 18, 2023
48 min

KETS | Senzo Trial | SA 2024 Elections | Pistorius Parole | Drake’s Album Flop? | Chris Pappas | #63
Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and touch on the circus that is the US elections. It’s chaos, b ut it’s KETS!
If you love KETS please RATE us here:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...
Find more KETS:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD
#KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes
Oct 10, 2023
57 min
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