You Have To Communicate Love When Placing Your Dinner Order See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How do you know when it's time to end the sugar spiral? When you mismanage Oreo eating? When you can't stop thinking about the peppermint M&M bag you, whoopsies, left in the trunk of the car? When your Gala apple is tasting sour in comparison? All of the above. . . See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

By my late teen years, I had 5 ear piercings. My daughter, age 14, has now beat me with 6 of her own. I helped her win this contest. Listen for how this all will make sense. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cleaning up after a sleepover is complicated, especially after the uptick in home slime manufacturing these days. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With two tots, something as simple as just getting out of the car becomes a life event. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

EXPLICIT Language - Some gifts, like oh, say your favorite NFL team's playoff berth, are not even Santa's gifts to be given. Check out my website at www.margotmoray.com/blog for more humor stories! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.