Keith is a Jerk Podcast

Keith is a Jerk

Nocturnal Emissions Comedy
“It’s the podcast that nobody asked for! Enjoy the funny guys from Nocturnal Emissions, without having to look at their stupid faces. listen to us at the gym, in the car, or in your prison cell.”
We got our own TV SHOW!!!!
Listen in to the time we got our first TV show. it was fun, and pure hell all at once!
Jul 19, 2021
32 min
We got in WAAAAAAAAAaaaAAaaY Over our headsthis time.
Listen to how we all screw up all the time.
Jul 11, 2021
52 min
Ryan got kicked out of Heaven
We've been kicked out of Bars, Heaven, swimming pools, mountains, love, you name it, we've been ejected for your listening pleasure.
Jun 21, 2021
1 hr 7 min
I had to beg a rich guy to pay for my date
It's the same old story. We earn money, we spend money, we spend more than we make, and you get to laugh at our misfortune.
Jun 13, 2021
1 hr 45 min
Would You Rather? Part 1
New segment on the show where we play "Would you Rather?" it gets crazy as you can imagine.  Also look for the animation to go with this one!!  https://youtu.be/yoPy_Uay0yY
May 31, 2021
15 min
My brother 7 - 10 Split a Lady's head open.
Sorry everyone, had a spotify issue.  Same episode, but feel free to listen to our horrible lives again.
May 9, 2021
1 hr 2 min
The time I hit an Autistic kid with a belt.
This picture will make more sense when you hear the episode.  Yes, that's Bob.
Apr 20, 2021
1 hr
The time my brother shot me.
I got shot, Dave watched a chipmunk get shot and James did shots off the top.
Apr 6, 2021
58 min
They threw out Dave's Roast beef sandwiches.
We're talking about road trips.  Tales from the road of our band days, trips across the country during Hallmark holidays, and ryan.
Mar 16, 2021
1 hr 24 min
We can't cook for sh*t
We explore cooking food in the 80s and 90s.  All gross, all the time.
Mar 2, 2021
1 hr 21 min
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