Keeping Up With The Jones
Keeping Up With The Jones
Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell
One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.
Episode 47
Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it was all over. That we're all going to Gitmo. Now oh he's part of a bigger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this! I knew what you were day 1. I know what you are now and I'M SICK OF IT! I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks and pumpkins popsums. And everything. Oh god. I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore. Jesus Christ.
Jan 14, 2021
1 hr 9 min
Episode 46
We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.
Nov 18, 2020
1 hr 2 min
Episode 45
Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.
Oct 22, 2020
1 hr 13 min
Episode 44
Your technocracy is dead on arrival! You understand that? We are in charge of the planet! Not Satan! You think you're going to have this fight and have robots win it? NO! We'll defeat you and your god damn robots. You understand that? Damn you to hell, Satanist!
Oct 4, 2020
1 hr 7 min
Episode 43
Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. I'm talking to you, globalists! I don't keep secrets!
Sep 18, 2020
52 min
Episode 42
The future is now! The future is in this podcast. A podcast that the globalists are daring you not to listen to. They are double dog daring you. Double hot dog daring you!
Aug 26, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Episode 41
This episode is brought to you by My Body Glue Paste.
Aug 13, 2020
1 hr 16 min
Episode 40
We got flies.
Jul 28, 2020
58 min
Episode 39
Aloe is nature's skin graft.
May 8, 2020
56 min
Episode 38
I go to the bathroom to piss!
Apr 27, 2020
58 min
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