So I had this grand idea, right? Let me tell you about it. (Circa 2017)

So it’s time to plan this BIG Escape. How does this happen. How, what, when — or ever? #KalonjisLastStand

I had fun. Things grew. We grew. We experimented... but enough is enough. #KalonjisLastStand

Well, this is my introduction, yall. Episode 1. A little about me, my beginnings, my influences... and my whole name. #KalonjisLastStand

Testing, testing.. one two? This is an intro, so whatcha gonna do? #FollowIt!