Kali, Fornication, and the Robster
Kali, Fornication, and the Robster
Robert Hansen
Two deviants unionize to form the sexiest podcast that nothing can buy.
Episode 6- The Simple Anya Taylor JOYS of Life
In this episode, we discuss Kali’s criminal record/fatal illness, big ol’ metal monoliths, and Rob/Apollo’s undying devotion to Anya Taylor Joy, as either a celebrity crush or some sort of New Testament God.
Dec 13, 2020
56 min
Episode 5- Astronautism
In this episode, we talk about the racist tendencies of Kermit the Frog, the Bubonic Plague Rap Musical, cynical marketing strategies, boomers, and Star Wars for an uncomfortably long amount of time.
Jul 19, 2020
1 hr 13 min
Episode 4- The Ethics of Seal-Clubbing
In this episode, we discuss Will Smith’s cheating scandal, Star Wars, abortion, seal-clubbing, and the massive conspiracy surrounding the deaths of Glee cast members.
Jul 14, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Episode 3- The Pedophile Duo takes Manhattan
In this episode, we discuss sleep paralysis demons, Biden’s potential picks for VP, Tucker Carlson’s alter ego, and how we should exterminate men. We also insult some of our listeners. Most of our listeners.
Jul 12, 2020
1 hr 5 min
Episode 2- Transgender Horses
In this episode, we discuss the Israeli Palestine Conflict, Jewish entertainment icons, Bojack Horseman, Kali’s problematic hot takes, and more.
Jul 10, 2020
1 hr 7 min
Episode 1- Flesh Tone Legos
In our premiere episode, we discuss Legos, child pedophilia rings, Fox News, and whether this was even a good idea in the first place.
Jul 9, 2020
1 hr 6 min