We are officially saying goodbye (for now) BUT don't worry you can still follow the journey on the new podcast, Mike Heath's Orbital Garbage Project.What is MHOGP? Our project to collect a piece of space trash.How will we do it? Guerilla Marketing, Comedy, Events, and Luck.You can join the mission anywhere you get pods. Patreon - https://patreon.com/MikeheathSpotify -https://open.spotify.com/show/0sgO8MH0eduOlgzCquNmFOYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc_HYVDiZP1GkjAvLeFOLap6yw4KW33k9

Seven steps to perfectly order a McRib from McDonald’s! We speak of inspiration from the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan and Moment of Wenz. Plus, 3 phone calls discussing exciting new plans for the podcast. A truly blessed Christmas podcast. Behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and Bonus material exclusively on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Follow Mike on socials: YouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Insta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy  Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedy  ___________________________________ BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Welcome back! 1:00 - 7 Steps to Order a McRib 13:21- Knitpick Collective 14:21 - Inspiration 20:18 - phone call #1 28:10 - phone call #2 30:04 - phone call #3 ___________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: 1. Thanks to our sponsors      - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com     - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com  2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ 3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath 5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ ___________________________________ Don’t be scared to share with a friend or mom, it’s a comedy podcast you’re nephew  in New York or aunt from Tennessee could enjoy. Let’s get the pod to the moon. That way we can all be happy, healthy and financially stable adults. Step one, text the pod to a friend. Step two, support this son of a lunch lady on Patreon.  https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

This week, Meg complains about phone trees and about grocery order pickups. Mike does a review of Thanksgiving traditions and gives a tip about corn. We talk Thanksgiving trivia and hear Gary Gulman’s joke on pulp.  Behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and Bonus material exclusively on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Follow Mike on socials: YouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Insta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy  Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedy  ___________________________________ BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Welcome back! 1:40 - Opening Tidbits 4:34 - Grocery Pickup 8:07 - Phone Trees 9:25 - Todays Topic 10:20 - Deleted Scene: Patreon Exclusive 12:32 - Thanksgiving Trivia  16:30 - Traditions 23:31 - Knitpick Collective 24:28 - More Traditions  27:49 - Tip on Corn 29:55 - Joke of the week: Gary Gulman on Pulp 31:40 - Closing Encouragements  ___________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: 1. Thanks to our sponsors      - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com     - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com  2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ 3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath 5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ ___________________________________ Don’t be scared to share with a friend or mom, it’s a comedy podcast you’re nephew  in New York or aunt from Tennessee could enjoy. Let’s get the pod to the moon. That way we can all be happy, healthy and financially stable adults. Step one, text the pod to a friend. Step two, support this son of a lunch lady on Patreon.  https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

Mike and Meg talk cartoons but a lot about Avatar the Last Airbender. We open up with Meg’s new deodorant and go straight into a hot episode about cartoons from our perspective. What nation are you from? We ain’t talking about Mexico! Meg went to the Avatar the Last Airbender concert and she will never be the same. Mike started the episode by crying to one of the shows.  It wasn’t all Avatar talk. We also dug into the Stoop Kid, SpongeBob, Scooby Doo, and some other funny tidbits.  Don’t be scared to share with a friend or mom, it’s a comedy podcast you’re nephew  in New York or aunt from Tennessee could enjoy. Let’s go pod to the moon. That way we can all be happy, healthy and financially stable adults. Step one, text the pod to a friend. Step two, support this son of a lunch lady on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits/Meg’s Deodorant 5:00 - Today’s Topic 7:43 - This Day in History/ Stoop Kid 10:18 - Awkward Moment about Mike being a therapist 12:30 -  Favorite Cartoons 16:18 - Knitpick Collective Ad 17:20 - Cartoon Concerts 19:50 - Avatar the Last Airbender Concert 29:35 - Claymation 32:40 - What nation are you? 37:10 - Closing Remarks ___________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: 1. Thanks to our sponsors      - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com     - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com  2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ 3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath 5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ StoopKid Video - https://www.instagram.com/p/DBwm2QbygAm/?igsh=MTZsZmRrcHIzeWZ3cQ==

Mike is excited about getting a vacuum. Mike and Meg recount their Mt. Rushmore’s of the Europe Trip 2024. Meg’s bike gets stolen but Mike fights to get it back from the thief. Meg says good bye to Pink Pony Club Summer. Son of a Lunch Lady is a funny podcast about growing up, getting older and the good old days. **Deleted scenes and Behind-the-scenes content exclusively on Patreon** https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath _____________________ Breakdown: 0:00 - Opening tidbits 2:00 - Meg’s Bike Get’s Stolen 9:11 - Vacuums and Meg the Candy Lady 11:00 - Today’s Episode Topic 12:07 - Goodbye Pink Pony Club Summer 14:14 - Mike is Team Summer 16:40 - Ad: Knitpick Collective 17:42 - Mt. Rushmore of Europe 2024 20:09 - Bambino’s Pizza (Dublin) 21:10 - Brew Lab Coffee (Dublin) 22:37 - French Reggae Concert 23:40 - Top Secret Comedy Club 24:50 - Pan Chocolat (France) 26:50 - Portuguese Tarts (Dublin) 27:40 - Hysteria Comedy Show (Dublin) 30:00 - The Nantes Elephant (France) 32:40 - Deleted Scene - Embarassing Facts 34:47- Meg is Team Fall 37:58 - We’re Anti Haunted House 40:40 - Finally Doing New Year’s Resolution _________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: 1. Thanks to our sponsors - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com 2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ 3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠ 4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath 5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠

Come to hear confessions from an Uber driver, city parking etiquette tips, the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024, and some other funny tidbits from the summer. Follow Mike - https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/?hl=en Follow the Pod - https://www.instagram.com/averageoddcast/?hl=en Breakdown: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits 2:08 - City Parking Etiquette 8:54 - Fired Up 9:10 - Summer Thangs / Nashville Thangs 14:54 - Clip from the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024 19:02 - Confessions of an Uber driver 26:01 - Knitpick collective Ad 27:03 - More Uber Driver Confessions 36:30 - Life Suggestion: Could Be the Move  38:20 - Closing Tidbit Come to hear confessions from an Uber driver, city parking etiquette tips, the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024, and some other funny tidbits from the summer. Follow Mike - https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/?hl=en Follow the Pod - https://www.instagram.com/averageoddcast/?hl=en Breakdown: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits 2:08 - City Parking Etiquette 8:54 - Fired Up 9:10 - Summer Thangs / Nashville Thangs 14:54 - Clip from the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024 19:02 - Confessions of an Uber driver 26:01 - Knitpick collective Ad 27:03 - More Uber Driver Confessions 36:30 - Life Suggestion: Could Be the Move 38:20 - Closing Tidbit _____________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: 1. Thanks to our sponsors - Comedian Mike Heath - https:/miiketonyheath.com - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com 2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ 3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠ 4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath 5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ 6. Kangaroo Hangar - https://www.kangaroohanger.com/ 7. Could Be the Move - https://www.instagram.com/couldbethemove/?hl=en

Mike flys solo to share stories of aggressive humans on the sidewalks of Seattle, getting heckled about chicken patty day at school, seeing Joel Edgerton at the zoo, and other cool stuff. BREAKDOWN: 0:00 Opening Tidbits 2:11 Sidewalk Experience 6:01 Some Comedy Stories 12:22 Listener Voicemail 16:35 Full Commitment 20:15 Knitpick Collective Ad 21:25 Big Hoarder Energy 26:44 SciFi Stuff 31:08 I Saw Joel Edgerton 35:50 Wrapping Up _____________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: Thanks to our sponsors  Comedian Mike Heath - https:/miiketonyheath.com Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com  Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ Boat Troll -Troll https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/california-man-trolls-city-officials-with-artistic-statement-after-being-asked-to-fence-in-his-boat?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0qEe0zXOwMOaUGAenUnipcpEMZhvNDzBEyeSDlJYsj0W5NsFwwXkdKByA_aem_Aaichj3DOffuidzlb6Watgu5amMrY9j291NekjHESd7SFYvZF27Z2r2iKkRU6RPfy4FY3YtX5USg4LT5XkzPlXWa Boat Painting Artist https://www.instagram.com/hanifwondir/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=4116cbd9-d1d4-4f6a-92da-826f136ad7d0 

The Happy couple returns for another instant classic. Mike and Meg dive deep into spring cleaning as they look through a box of memorabilia. All the while riffing on Mike’s comedy shows, listener voicemails, upcoming changes to Southwest Airlines and self defense classes.  BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits 2:00 - Comedy Trip to Tri-Cities 5:57 - Meg’s Tri-Cities Joke 19:55 - Listener’s voicemail 23:28 -Knitpick Collective  24:33 - Southwest family 27:44 - Spring Cleaning 36:21 - The Stolen iPod 38:23 - More Memorabilia from the Good Old Days 52:57 - Funnies - Self Defense Class _____________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: Thanks to our sponsors  Comedian Mike Heath - https:/miiketonyheath.com Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com  Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ Funnies Self Defense https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4cLQS3q0hH/?igsh=MXM5Y29sN2Nta2Vraw%3D%3D

Mike talks what it’s like celebrating Easter in Seattle, visiting the Comedy Mothership, and exploring the comedy scene in Austin, Texas.  _____________________________________ BREAKDOWN: 0:00 Opening Tidbits 2:03 Easter in Seattle 4:48 Sponsor: Knitpick Collective 5:54 Mike went to Austin 8:39 Kill Tony 10:15 Feeling Funky 12:38 Comedy Mothership Shows 17:18 Sponsor: Mike Heath Comedy 18:25 Austin Comedy Scene 21:50 YouTube Comments 23:10 Mullet Memoirs 26:02 Comedy in the Park 27:55 184 sets _____________________________________ LINKS AND STUFF: Thanks to our sponsors  Comedian Mike Heath - https:/miiketonyheath.com Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com  Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ VIDEOS Plants https://www.instagram.com/p/C25gS_vCczV/?igsh=MXNya2Vyejl2bDUyag== Cutting my own hair https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4F0z1UoAo0/?igsh=bnZreDFlMzdqdW5r _____________________________________ SPONSORS: This episode was brought to you by the Knitpick Collective. Knitpick Collective is an online clothing brand that represents a group of artists and comedians. Their site offers unique all-over-print sweatshirt designs, as well as apparel that you won’t be able to find anywhere else. Do you like frogs on pennyfarthing bikes? Rainbow unicorns? How about vacuuming every day? Well then this site might be for you.  Use promo code: SOMANYTHINGS to get 20% off shirts, hoodies, and hats! Check out Knitpickcollective.com today. That’s knit with a ‘K’. Tell em Mike sent you.

Jimmy Chuckles and the Fire Ants are back. Lil' baby EZ E joins the party, and together they'll riff on everything from questionable fast food concoctions to senior citizens getting a little too smooth in the sauna. We're talking AI-generated fever dreams about Dune, the Jason Momoa-Anaconda mashup you never knew you craved, and more goofy riffs to make folding laundry feel like winning the lottery. Charge up your AirPods, lace up your New Balance sneakers, and take a walk with us into the magical world of the Average Oddcast.  BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Opening monologue 1:42 - Opening 5:43 - Mind blowing fact 10:45 - Mike's retirement 22:16 - Sponsor: Knitpick Collective 23:15 - Sewer surfer 26:05 - Dad Bod 28:10 - Shaving in the Sauna 31:08 - Dune: Prisoner of the Moment 39:00 - Become a Founding Father or Mother 40:49 - Dune Fan Faction by AI 47:17 - Bad Ideas 48:54 - BI: Pay professional baby namer 51:46 - BI: Swim with this snake 54:13 - Anaaconda 57:40 Anaconda’s Aggressive Behavior 59:33 - Remix: Lord of the Rings 1:10:11 - Windin’ down ____________________________________ Links and Stuff: Thanks to our sponsors  Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠ Catch up on Space Trash - https://tinyurl.com/27hdsaef Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠  Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠ Swim with this snake baby names - sewer surfer - https://tinyurl.com/2xtprcbx SPONSORS: This episode was brought to you by the Knitpick Collective. Knitpick Collective is an online clothing brand that represents a group of artists and comedians. Their site offers unique all-over-print sweatshirt designs, as well as apparel that you won’t be able to find anywhere else. Do you like frogs on pennyfarthing bikes? Rainbow unicorns? How about vacuuming every day? Well then this site might be for you.  Use promo code: SOMANYTHINGS to get 20% off shirts, hoodies, and hats! Check out Knitpickcollective.com today. That’s knit with a ‘K’. Tell em Mike sent you.