Is anybody out there? Is this on? Yes...it has been a while since The Colonel and Earl have graced the airwaves and tickled your auditory senses (eww). But in honor of, well nothing really, they are back with one of their old favorite games. This time we are re-casting the 1998 film "The Big Lebowski" with baseball personalities, and it's gonna be really stupid. I mean dumb beyond belief. But hey...that's how we do! So join us on the live stream or listen in the comfort of your jail cell or closet at a later time. We're not the bosses of you!

Is anybody out there? Is this on? Yes...it has been a while since The Colonel and Earl have graced the airwaves and tickled your auditory senses (eww). But in honor of, well nothing really, they are back with one of their old favorite games. This time we are re-casting the 1998 film "The Big Lebowski" with baseball personalities, and it's gonna be really stupid. I mean dumb beyond belief. But hey...that's how we do! So join us on the live stream or listen in the comfort of your jail cell or closet at a later time. We're not the bosses of you!

We're baaaaaaaaaack! After a long break due to unforeseen circumstances, Earl and the Colonel are back with their own special brand of stupidity. Tonight they introduce a new segment. What's my line/12 questions. What is it? Tune in to find out. Bitches.

Here are a few things that are painful. A messy divorce, oral surgery, a tattoo on your private parts and watching Jered Weaver pitch in 2017. My dude can't break the speed limit with his fastball, or so it appears. His fastball is so slow that CC Sabathia beat it in a footrace. I'm talking slow. So join Earl and the Colonel as they list their roster of players that really just need to go away now. For the good of everyone involved.

Happy Mother's Day to all in the Cornfield. In honor of the ladies, we will be make a return to the movie re-casting game and this week it's "A League of Their Own". Wait...is re-casting a mostly female film with mostly male baseball personalities the wrong take here? Screw it. Doing it anyway.

There are certain truths we don't mess with. Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Shit like that. Tonight The Colonel attempts to delve into the twisted mind of Earl. When you dance with the Devil, the Devil doesn't change.The Devil changes you. Be afraid...be very afraid.

That title sounds dirty. Let's ignore it for the moment. What we are going to discuss is the Shohei Otani revolution. Hitters who can hit. Pitchers who can hit. It's baseball the way baseball was meant to be! Join the premier two-way hosts in the business as they discuss this and so much more. We may even introduce a new segment or two. It's gonna be _____.

So we have a bunch of shit to get done tonight. Trivia, injuries, suspensions. dips and mWAR. Dips are dips. mWAR is something totally different. Are you confused? So am I. The Colonel is in charge tonight. Be afraid, be very afraid.

"Oh Star Wars, Nothing but Star Wars, Give me those Star Wars, Dont let them end. Oh Star Wars, If they should bar wars, Please let these Star Wars Stay. And hey, how 'bout that nutty Star Wars Bar,Can you forget all those crazy creatures in there? And hey, Darth Vader in his black and evil mask, Did he scare you as much as he scared me? Oh Star Wars, Those near and far wars, Oh STAAAR WAAAAAAARS!"

So here we are. A week into the season and the Yankees suck. Goddamit! But enough negativity. Join Earl and the Colonel as they run down the week that was and the weeks that shall be. We are also going to get downright goofy by naming our 7 Dwarfs of Baseball. The Colonel is Snow White in this scenario. He has the dress and everything. True story.