Joint Accounts Podcast

Joint Accounts

Megan & Kervin
She's from the Oregon countryside. He's from the projects of Brooklyn, New York. A married couple who met on the internet let you listen in on their most candid conversations.
All Good Things
In their final episode, Megan and Kervin talk about their relationship with money, sexual assault, and the power of thoughts. Megan shares her journey of walking away from anti-depressants, and Kervin eats his words.
Apr 27, 2016
1 hr 40 min
You Think You're Better Than Me?
Your favorite hosts wax poetic on bettering yourself, healthy competition, emotional vulnerability, and the zodiac. Megan wants to get off her anti-depressants, and Kervin puts a price on his b-hole.
Jan 13, 2016
1 hr 5 min
What's Your Name Again?
In this episode, these two loonies talk at length about co-workers with no tact, western medicine vs. natural approaches, and extracurricular sexual activities. Megan admits to being a lazy bum, and Kervin fantasizes about having a bigger dick.
Dec 12, 2015
59 min
Everything’s Amazing and Nobody’s Happy
Your favorite hosts talk at lengths about existential angst, searching for God, and everything in between. Anonymous bares their soul in a confession, Kervin is fed up with everything, and Megan falls in love with a pornstar.
Nov 19, 2015
54 min
Hello, Nurse!
In this episode, Megan travels all the way to Atlanta to meet up with special guest @dulcetry. The two of them talk about all the things that really matter: sexy uses for speculums, first visit to the gynecologist, and body count (the number of ppl you've slept with, for those who are not hip). Are women better at giving oral sex? What exactly is arousal non-concordance? You ain't got the answers, Sway!
Oct 22, 2015
36 min
Vaginal Flora
In this episode, your favorite internet couple talk about connotations associated with job titles, the differences between doctors and nurses, and what your zip code says about you. Megan wants to wear baby clothes, and Kervin learns how to care for a vagina.
Oct 15, 2015
57 min
Right-Click. Save.
These two crazyheads discuss a plethora of subjects, such as work breaks, fashion trends, and the myth of broken condoms. Find out why women almost always pee on themselves when they laugh. Megan loves benefiting from the occasional double standard that plays into women's favor, and Kervin is a dense mofo.
Sep 17, 2015
1 hr 7 min
All By Myself
Without Megan there to keep him honest, Kervin rants for about 30 minutes about things that you may not agree with. There's a liiiiittle bit of Megan sprinkled here and there, but overall, Kervin never stops talking.
Aug 25, 2015
50 min
There Will Be Blood
In this episode, we talk about infrared saunas, float tanks, being alone with your mind, and how to get blood stains out of your clothes. Kervin wants to come back as a woman in a next life, and Megan baptizes him with period blood.
Jul 19, 2015
49 min
Why Ask Why?
Why do we love wallowing in our own sadness? Why do adults pretend to know everything? Why do we blindly follow traditions without asking questions? Why does Kervin hate emojis?! We don't have the answers, but it's fun trying to figure them out?
Jun 22, 2015
1 hr 33 min
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