We review every episode of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (poorly). Come listen to us shepherd our JoJo newcomer on this wild ride of a show while also having a good laugh.

Golden Wind (S4E26) - Mr. Clean Crimson

Way to unleash an unkillable horror upon the planet, guys.

Way to unleash an unkillable horror upon the planet, guys.

Golden Wind (S4E25) - Here There Be Stands

We would also like a pizza, Giorno.

Golden Wind (S4E24) - Beefback Loop

Goodbye to the bestest of roommates.

Golden Wind (S4E23) - Bring Your Roommate To Work Day

Waiter, there&#39;s a Stand in my soup.

Golden Wind (S4E22) - Everyone Loves Emo Goth Clowns

We might actually understand how King Crimson works.

We might actually understand how King Crimson works.

Golden Wind (S4E21) - Hold On, Un-Finding My Family

Understanding King Crimson by way of Adam Sandler.

Understanding King Crimson by way of Adam Sandler.

Golden Wind (S4E20) - Dr. Gyrokonomiyaki's Monster

The most appropriate &quot;Freek&#39;n You&quot; yet.

The most appropriate &quot;Freek&#39;n You&quot; yet.

Golden Wind (S4E19) - It's Actually Pretty Smart When You Think About It

This power makes absolute zero sense.

Golden Wind (S4E18) - Read The Pee Leaves

The case of the disappearing cheeseburger.

The case of the disappearing cheeseburger.