But we’re the weird ones, got it.   Content we consumed this week includes:(0:08:40) Final Fantasy XIV(0:15:30) Samson(0:17:40) Everything Is Crab(0:22:10) My Arms Are Longer Now(0:24:55) Final Fantasy Resonance(0:33:45) Silver Pines--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:37:00) Beyond Good & Evil 2 still in pre-production phasehttps://www.eurogamer.net/beyond-good-and-evil-bge2-report-ubisoft (0:45:45) EA shutters BioWare, axes staff across studioshttps://www.eurogamer.net/bioware-closing-down-mass-effect-5-cancelledhttps://www.eurogamer.net/ea-cancels-sims-skate-400-layoffshttps://www.eurogamer.net/ea-cuts-massive-ripple-effect-motive-full-circle-respawn   (0:48:50) Microsoft also making massive cutshttps://www.eurogamer.net/xbox-ai-microsoft-voluntary-exit-offer-60000https://www.eurogamer.net/arkane-lyon-consultation-period-extended-december   (0:49:35) Pokémon Unite will ensure you can visit your in-game purchases after ending servicehttps://www.eurogamer.net/pokemon-unite-closing-date   --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Dukes up, just in case. Content we consumed this week includes:(0:10:00) Samson(0:25:35) Street Fighter [2026 movie](0:33:20) Control Resonant(0:42:45) Silver Pines(0:50:25) Beat Heart Beat(0:54:35) Everything Is Crab(0:55:30) The Witcher 3 Remastered(0:56:15) Final Fantasy XIV

Careful what you wish for. Games we played this week include:(0:09:30) Hellraiser(0:29:55) Control Resonant(0:36:25) Star Wars Galactic Racer(0:42:25) Dynasty Warriors 3 Remastered(0:46:45) Final Fantasy XIV(0:48:55) Soggy Froggy(0:49:50) Gloom Gate(0:51:00) South of Midnight--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:56:00) Asha Sharma expecting to do more with lesshttps://www.eurogamer.net/asha-sharma-xbox-town-hall-new-iphttps://www.eurogamer.net/xbox-labs-genai-game-ports-vibe-code (0:59:10) Double Fine’s failed union pushhttps://kotaku.com/inside-the-failed-fight-to-unionize-one-of-gamings-most-idealized-studios-2000742755   (1:00:10) Nintendo exec says they’re committed to physical mediahttps://www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-executive-confirms-company-has-no-plans-to-ditch-physical-games   --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Games we played this week include:(0:08:45) Final Fantasy XIV(0:13:50) Dynasty Warriors 3 Remastered(0:21:40) Control Resonant(0:31:00) Sensory Overload(0:32:50) Antivirus Survivors 2003 Professional Edition(0:41:50) Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:43:35) AI is decompiling everythinghttps://www.theverge.com/games/1004869/reverse-engineered-games-all-the-news-on-video-game-decomps-recomps-vr-and-web-and-3d-ports (0:51:10) Capcom wants to shove AI into RE Enginehttps://www.eurogamer.net/capcom-re-engine-ai-generation-game-engine-rex-project   (0:57:35) Microsoft’s next-gen strategy planned to be multiple deviceshttps://www.eurogamer.net/xbox-project-helix-console-family-of-devices-asha-sharma   --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Games we played this week include:(0:10:05) Steam Frame(0:27:55) Half-Life: Alyx(0:31:20) Dynasty Warriors 3 Remastered(0:46:45) Castlevania Order of Ecclesia(0:55:40) Control Resonant(1:00:15) Plum Road Tea Dream(1:02:10) LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight(1:04:35) Silent Hill Townfall --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Some shit might not be worth it.   Games we played this week include:(0:07:25) Dino Blade(0:10:50) Cairn(0:17:45) Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas(0:30:00) Welcome to Elderfield(0:36:15) Resident Evil(0:50:55) Stupid Never Dies(1:02:20) Final Fantasy XIV(1:05:40) Hellraiser --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

A good day, that. Games we played this week include:(0:04:45) Final Fantasy XIV(0:11:40) Marvel’s Wolverine(0:25:45) Everything is Crab(0:28:05) BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER BEFORE 4: DEMONS FROM THE PORTAL TO HELL I OPENED ARE STILL IN THE FAVELA AND NOW I HAVE TO SAVE MAMADAS FROM RONALDO(0:33:45) Onimusha: Way of the Sword(0:36:25) Dark Cloud 2(0:52:45) Scarlet Skips--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:55:35) Consumer rights group publishes huge list of times Sony indicated consumers owned gameshttps://www.eurogamer.net/consumer-rights-tracking-playstation-digital-games-ownership (0:57:35) Rockstar attempts to claim speculative risk of leaks enough to fire unionizing workershttps://www.eurogamer.net/rockstar-gta-6-fired-employees-tribunal-statements   --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Games we played this week include:(0:06:55) Marvel’s Wolverine(0:18:20) Onimusha: Way of the Sword(0:30:05) Everything is Crab(0:33:55) Big Walk(0:39:20) Metal Gear Solid 4(0:46:50) Final Fantasy XIV(0:50:25) Aliens Fireteam Elite 2(0:51:25) Serious Sam: Shatterverse(0:52:05) Pokémon Champions --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Games we played this week include:(0:06:30) Final Fantasy XIV(0:16:40) Aliens Fireteam Elite 2(0:21:10) Blood Dungeon(0:28:40) Pokémon Go(0:41:55) Serious Sam: Shatterverse(0:45:25) Elden Ring--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:48:25) Double Fine kickstarting their Day of the Devs programhttps://www.eurogamer.net/double-fine-finally-make-brutal-legend-2-new-kickstarter-almost-impossible-100m (0:52:20) Xbox adds digital licenses for disc-based gameshttps://www.eurogamer.net/xbox-disc-to-digital-one-series-x-details   (0:56:00) Sony tells court they think consumers know they don’t own gameshttps://www.eurogamer.net/playstation-reasonable-consumers-know-dont-own-digital-games   (0:59:15) Playdate returning collected tariff fees to customershttps://www.eurogamer.net/panic-playdate-tariff-refunds-customers   --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

Games we played this week include:(0:09:05) Duskbloods(0:20:45) Starbreed(0:25:40) Lord of the Rings: War in the North(0:31:55) Pokémon Ultra Sun / Moon(0:35:50) Raccoin(0:40:45) Onimusha 4(0:41:25) The Sinking City 2--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:44:45) GTA IV leaker is doing the mosthttps://www.gamespot.com/articles/gta-6-leaks-a-timeline-of-the-events-so-far/(0:55:40) Twitch knows its users don’t want their streams training AIhttps://www.eurogamer.net/twitch-amazon-generative-ai-training-lawsuit-streamers