The night of all nights: in a Catholic school basement with neighboring Catholic schools, fewer adults, more kids, and more opportunities for deviant behavior. Will Helen and Eilish remember to save room for Jesus?

This episode is heavy yet hilarious. Tw: racism, physical violence, brief mentions of sexual assault, really everything bad comes up in this episode. Helen recounts horrible racist incidents that were normalized throughout Catholic school. Then, Helen and Eilish recount stories of crazed co-curricular teachers, two of which were violent towards students with no repercussions. If you make it until the very end, there's a huge plot twist. Audio effects from Pixabay.

TW: abortion/rape/sexual shame Pam Stenzel is an abstinence-only, anti-choice Christian nationalist activist whose videos were a key component to our sex ed classes at St. Balthazar. Join the deep dive into Pam's videos, scandal, and participation in the Men's march.

Buckle up, this one is brutally honest. SexEd in Catholic school was everything but informative so it's not shocking that our understanding of it all was absolutely LACKING. It really did us no favors down the line, but we're (still) figuring it out! In this episode we'll be unpacking the Fully Alive curriculum and providing honest opinions about the stigma + shame surrounding sex in the Catholic Church.

In this episode we do a deep dive on the summer service trip we went on as teenagers every summer. Through the drama and scandal...unforgettable memories were made. AMEN!

In this episode we talk about the Stations of the Cross and how we tried to make sense of it at a young age. There's a lot to unpack. On this journey we're also addressing our irrational fears surrounding hell and the devil.

In our first episode we reminisce on our experiences with math teachers we encountered throughout our time in catholic school. We focus on a few main characters — Ms. Poonis, The Wildabeast and Ms. Chowder! All three were uniquely horrendous in their own special way.