Being a Jets fan is like paying rent on disappointment. Every season promises a miracle, then hands you a blooper reel. We know better, but we show up anyway. That is why we made JETLAG. A few minutes in an alternative universe where the Jets are perennial beasts. The defense erases entire franchises. Opposing fans cry in parking lots. Lombardi trophies collect dust from overuse & quarterbacks are cultivated like racehorses bred to break records. This is not hope. Hope is what ruins us. This is satire, anesthesia, and the only way to laugh while cheering for the most tragic team in football.