Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Jack Shaw on this week's episode of Jet Fuel to answer one question and one question only: Am I unc? Along the way, they also get into how to properly deal with TSA agents who try and tell you what to do and the appropriate settings in which you are allowed to drive you car onto your neighbor's lawn. 00:00 An intro that brings Jack to tears 07:53 Jessie guesses facts about Jack 14:49 Unc, 6-7, and vocal stims 25:22 Don't let Jack watch your dog 30:50 Jessie and Jack luv u but do they love you? 35:09 Funny people struggle too :'( 43:04 The story of Jack's left foot 52:12 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jack Shaw https://www.instagram.com/hijackshaw/ Check Out Jack's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jackshaw/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Good Sesh Comedy https://www.instagram.com/goodseshcomedy/ Free Weekly Comedy + Music Sundays at 7pm at Night Earth 3256 Cahuenga Blvd W, Los Angeles Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Snakes are wearing wigs, Miles Davis is catching strays, and the levees are coming down! Catch all this craziness, and more on this week's episode of Jet Fuel with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and her esteemed guest, Johnny Pemberton. 00:00 Drama, chaos, and cash money 07:51 An ode to latex paint and holy walls 15:32 Johnny dresses your guinea pig 24:37 Jessie teaches Johnny her secret skill (beep beep) 28:42 Johnny writes a song for the balance bird 34:47 If you or your dog is hungry, don't watch this part 39:44 Hey Dingo! We're evolving out here 46:02 Jessie makes Johnny an offer he can't refuse 55:37 Post-apocalyptic stand up 1:04:39 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Johnny Pemberton https://www.instagram.com/johnny_pemberton/ Check Out Johnny's Tour Dates: https://www.johnnypemberton.dog/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are people actually complicated or are they just Geminis? This week on Jet Fuel, Kevin Sullivan and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson unpack transit charts, engage in intellectually stimulating conversations about cinema (Hoppers), and go head-to-head on who had better connects in the arcade/carnival space. 00:00 Super dramatic alien invasion during the intro!! 4:49 A Gemini and an Aquarius walk into a pod... 9:09 Kevin has opinions on movies 16:02 Jessie’s solar return 25:42 Hey do you have single friends? 33:08 Kevin is on the verge of psychosis 38:50 Lil JJ and Bb Kev take a walk down memory lane 46:50 One neat trick to never be allowed into someone else's home again 53:29 Now is a terrible time to catch on fire, literally 1:03:41 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Kevin Sullivan https://www.instagram.com/kevinsullivan Check Out Kevin's Tour Dates: https://kevinsullivan.komi.io/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Jet Fuel, two beautiful Canucks Sophie Buddle and Kelsey Hamilton sit down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to share hot summer bod tips, what and (what not) to cook at 3am, and an impossible Word Record to break. 00:00 Idiot-proofed intro 06:11 Crushes, lovers, and neighbors 11:39 If you're hot you're not sniping 17:32 In F1 we stan 25:32 Sophie's big career update 31:55 Kelsey has a hot take on America 38:39 Sophie and Kelsey swear they'll never sing 44:04 Get pranked!!! 50:29 Jessie strikes a chord 53:34 Sophie and Kelsey are forced to sing (song o'clock) Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sophie Buddle https://www.instagram.com/sophbuds Check Out Sara's Tour Dates: https://www.sophiebuddlecomedy.com/tour More Kelsey Hamilton https://www.instagram.com/kelseygramilton Check Out Kelsey's Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u14M4WePa5c More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Since Jet Fuel’s inception, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson has dreamed of having a guest on with a longer name with more apostrophe’s than hers and folks we’re pleased to announce that dreams do in fact come true. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie is joined by Tevin “Comedian “Mandal” War” Williams to talk what life is like as a billionaire, who (and why) is ordering custom leashes, and maybe even sign a record deal??? 00:00 A billion dollar intro 06:25 Comedian War drops into the pod 18:04 Dear Pro Drum Shop, please carry more trumpet books 26:51 Bird down! Bird down! 33:33 Let’s not get sentimental now 38:42 Atlanta-Sober (a made up phrase that we’re trying to make a thing) 45:24 Don’t show this to Grandma 52:28 I’m supposed to be on a date but I also have dinner with my boss 1:02:38 Song O’ClockAlex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Mandal https://www.instagram.com/themandalman/ Or catch him on tour with Josh Johnson or John Mulaney More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL for 20% off. A cheetah, a shark, and an eagle walk into a podcast studio...shenanigans ensue. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson welcomes her best friends Janel Garza and Katie Holden into the studio to reminisce on the Arizona glory days and (s/o Rhodes) and discuss who you would eat in case of emergency (dw Bad Bunny, you're safe). 00:00 It's Jessie's birthday...tomorrow 09:01 Charlie the Soul Cat 20:11 Katie scares easily (and would probably not survive the zombie apocalypse) 25:58 Janel has turquoise aura 31:18 Jessie's favorite wine is cabaret (it smells like bread) 33:33 A question about your dad 39:07 High school was a mooooovie 50:35 Let's unpack squashes and carrots 57:37 This is what happens when you ask a therapist her plugs 1:00:52 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Janel Garza https://www.instagram.com/janel_garza/ Check Out Janel's Art: https://www.janelgarza.com/ Janel's Art Show at Art Farm Iowa: https://artfarmiowa.squarespace.com/events/janel-garza-shaping-space More Katie Holden Don't look at Katie's Instagram!! Check Out These Mental Health Resources: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us https://www.nami.org/ https://988lifeline.org/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Does Chad suck? Whose feet can you ethically rub? What happens when you eat Mongolian barbecue for lunch? Can blankets be reincarnated? How do you discipline kids without hitting them with your car? Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Sara Weinshenk answer all these questions and more! this week on Jet Fuel 00:00 Entertain this intro 03:42 A real live valley girl experiences big beak energy 10:42 Do not dare teach music if you have bad hair 15:37 Kids are literally so gross (spit, lice, puss, ew sicko are you still watching) 29:42 Drinking like a hamster and sleeping like a baby 38:22 Reincarnation is happening all around us 47:37 The grinch who threw out our Christmas decorations 59:53 As it turns out, adults are gross too 1:07:13 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sara Weinshenk https://www.instagram.com/princessshenk/ Check Out Sara's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/saraweinshenk More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson sits down with comedic superstar / amateur psycho-therapist Lucas Zelnick to work through life's problems and compare and contrast life in the desert Arizona heat versus the concrete jungle that you might know as New York City 00:00 Jessie asks for help 04:23 Dr. Lucas makes his first attempt to figure out what's wrong (welcoming the guest) 12:32 Dr. Lucas recognizes patterns in behavior (headlining on the road) 15:15 Dr. Lucas suggests a diagnosis (hello bird) 20:22 Jessie unpacks her unique childhood (pagan desert rat) 29:24 Jessie self-diagnoses (watch and find out) 35:30 Dr. Lucas shows off his credentials (living and performing in NYC) 48:29 Dr. Lucas gets vulnerable (arenas baby) 55:20 A parting nugget of advice 1:01:12 Unfortunately that's all the time we have today (Song O'Clock) Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Lucas Zelnick https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ Check Out Lucas's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/lucaszelnick More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Long time bestie, first time guestie Charles Engle sits down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to discuss the secret horrors of Whole Foods and the only two Spanish words you need to know to survive in this world. Plus does anyone know why you can't smell your own breath?? 01:28 Please don’t interrupt the intro 06:26 Charles gets kicked out of the family home 09:39 Jessie is definitely not into conspiracy theories 17:09 Charles lies his way to the top 24:37 Last week in LA comedy 29:33 Squink shut your big beautiful ears for this part 36:26 Jessie and Charles are the first people ever to compare NYC and LA 46:50 Squink HATES Charles's viral success story 50:05 Charles performs a rescue mission on Jessie 1:02:11 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-... Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe:    / @jetskijohnson   Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel   / thejetfuelpodcast    / thejetfuelpod  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Charles Engle   / charles_engle   Check Out Charles's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/charlesengle More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson   / jetskijohnson  https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt   / ryanjebelt   Music provided by Creative Commons Music Video Link :    • Silent Film Music (No Copyright / Royalty ...   For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL for 20% off Heather Shaw and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson get cerebral on this week's episode of Jet Fuel. They talk the joys of the Ren Faire, the dangers of the I-10, and the implications of playing ukulele. 00:00 The Most Beautiful Intro 07:06 Married At First Turkey Leg 12:15 Heather Makes Us LOLuisville 16:40 Pilot Stalker 24:10 Heather's Big Breakthrough 30:24 The Greatest Country Ever 34:26 Look Under There 36:38 Horsin' Around 40:27 Wild Wild West 47:08 Jessie's Big Confession 52:18 Leave A Message After The Beep 1:00:11 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Heather Shaw https://www.instagram.com/heathershawiskidding/ Check Out Heather's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/heathershaw More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices