Instruments, beats, and bars galore! Get comfortable in the kitchen, folks, cuz this week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Martin Phillips are COOKING. Plus, stick around to find out why cities in New York are so hard to pronounce and the one thing Martin doesn't want his parents to know. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Plus, sign up now for Guaranteed Picks every Sunday along with Profit Boosts and Daily Discounts throughout the month. Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 A crazy woman finds her flow 05:40 A sassy man builds a beat and brings out instruments 18:30 Song 1 (Marty Monster) 20:15 Martin has the craziest Ren Faire costume 22:00 Jessie and Martin give their best Jim Halpert impressions 25:51 Jet Fuel the Podcast the Show the Jingle 30:48 Song 2 (Jingle) 32:22 Secrets, shame, and embarrassment 37:50 got pierced? 44:11 I got two (beat) birds 48:48 Python gets mixed up with a bad crew 53:32 Building the third beat 58:36 "Fly Marty Fly" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Martin Phillips Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Martin Phillips https://www.instagram.com/martinphillipscomedy/ Check Out Martin's Tour Dates: https://www.killersofkilltonylive.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Y2K, Toy Story 5, cheating boyfriends, and cheating wives. Nostradamus and trombone, too, but don't let us forget Alfred's new comedy special on Hulu. "Why" You ask "Is this episode's description written completely in rhyme?" Because when it's Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Alfred Robles are on the pod, it's a guaranteed good time. 00:00 Alfred got PAID to go to SCHOOL 03:27 The ONLY TRICK you need to catch your girl cheating 11:32 Smuggling weapons through TSA 15:16 DON'T google your old teachers 23:36 Jessie's own personal 9/11 26:02 Folks are we bricking our phones? 31:34 Alfred has the PERFECT retirement plan 36:02 SILLY RABBIT! Drinks are for kids 45:22 Alfred, Jay Leno, and Saddam Hussein have something in common 47:22 LET THE RECORD SHOW JESSIE ASKED A GOOD QUESTION 54:06 Will the real Forkie PLEASE stand up 58:02 "Locked 'n Double Loaded" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Alfred Robles Check out RNA by Kyle Jaymes on September 25th wherever you listen to music https://www.instagram.com/kylejaymesmusic/ Thank you Ben Cabe for the animation! https://www.instagram.com/benkeepsrunning/ Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Alfred https://www.instagram.com/alfredrobles/ Check Out Alfred's Tour Dates: alfredrobles.com/links More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Australian comedian / musician / parody-songwriter extraordinaire Brandon Duff. Jessie and Brandon talk about the horrors of riding the bus, the worst thing that can happen at a wedding, and who their emergency call would be for a very particular situation. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 G'day mate, Jessie is more Australian than Brandon 05:33 Brandon surprises Jessie at work 12:20 Jessie gives a shout out to all the older (30 +) women out there 18:59 Brandon gets a Traditional American Welcome 27:05 Jessie asks Brandon a really good question about the guitar 35:22 Brandon and Jessie are very well travelled and totally chill about it 41:15 Fringe Fest is cool as heck and a money making machine 45:10 If you work for the IRS, skip this part 52:20 Brandon is trapped on an iceberg but has a solution 1:00:06 Jessie gives Brandon a directing tip on something very important coming up 1:01:42 "Guns Versus Knives" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Brandon Duff Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Brandon Duff https://www.instagram.com/brandon.is.funny/ Pre-save Brandon's Comedy Album: https://ffm.to/whiteguy More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jet Fuel comes full circle this week (WOOF) Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem chat about Josh's collection of mysterious VHS tapes, start beef with a former pod guest, and work together to straighten Jessie's teeth. 00:00 Jessie watches Josh's dog 12:43 Ben Joyce sends a message to Jessie 13:33 Josh is an old-school guy 20:30 Hollywood is so fun and actors are so prepared 30:50 Jessie gets a note on directing 35:34 Invisalign unboxing video!!! 38:41 Michael Jackson movie review 45:19 S/O to Bobby the dog and Squinky 54:15 Josh has some great punchlines (ba-dum tss) 1:00:53 Jessie and Josh take a water break and build a song 1:05:38 "A Thirst For Nougat" starring Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Josh Fadem https://www.instagram.com/joshfadem/ Check Out Josh's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/joshfadem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson invites resident strong man Zach Zucker (Stamptown) onto the pod for an hour of song, dance, and fun. Together, they discuss the fear of people making fun of them behind their back (we do), brainstorm a new podcast involving a hostage situation (aren't they all), and Zach speaks out on behalf of the entire strong-man community (thank you). Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 Dumb, stupid, ungrateful intro 04:30 Papa is looking for a sugar anything 09:43 It's called showbiz, not stinky-shoebiz 17:12 Jessie poses a deep philosophical question relating to ants and aliens 21:19 Innie-Zach and Innie-Jessie drop into the pod 26:06 Men 30:41 Zach poses a deep philosophical question relating to ju*l pods and tripods 34:28 Whoaaa it's Arnold Schwarzachzuckernegger 42:36 Embarrassing story time 45:11 Jessie and Zach are each on an IV drop right now 51:54 It's not always easy to be a man and also s/o Joke Wrld 56:52 Zach recorded his first Netflix special!! Stamptown!! Watch it!!! 1:02:37 Body count in the high thousands 1:09:23 "The Secret Score of Baja" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Zach Zacker Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Zach https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker/?hl=en Check Out Zach's Tour Dates: https://linktr.ee/stamptown More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jet Fuel is going on Island Time 🌴🏐🌴 Plus, Logan Guntzelman blindfolds her friends, Dave Waite finds *exactly* what he's looking for at a Target, and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson thinks she'd be friends with Mr. Beast (tag him!!) Plus plus double plus, stick around 'til the very end for a bonus treat. 00:00 Coming to you live from Barbados 04:00 Bad Boy Dave spots the newest recession indicator 11:52 Logan plots a meet cute 15:01 The ultimate prankster 23:49 Guess what Logan's hometown is known for ;) 26:47 A car crashes into Dave's house 31:14 Dave pitches a brand new product 38:15 I love Pippa Middleton and her peach (--Pippa) 39:42 Jessie, Dave, and Logan rip pack 45:00 Target Noir 50:30 Tubi appreciation post 54:50 Jessie makes a jingle! 57:14 "Fintstones™ Vitamins Now With BlueChew" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Logan Guntzelman https://www.instagram.com/placesitookashitthisyear/ Order Logan's Dick Pic Deck of Cards: https://loganguntzelman.bigcartel.com/product/dick-pic-deck-of-cards More Dave Waitehttps://www.instagram.com/davewaitecomedy/Check Out Dave's special On The Loose:https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0NWEINPIXRPKMO0ROS1BSJZLVD More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sam Salem joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson on Jet Fuel to reveal top secret teacher tricks to deal with rowdy students, worst case experiences with fans, and what your airline behavior reveals about your political views. 00:00 Meet & Great nightmare scenarios 07:46 To be bald, fat, and living in a casino (the dream) 13:19 The meanest thing Sam has done 21:50 Being a teacher is the best prep for dealing with drunk hecklers 30:40 Sam gets stalked into the bathroom 38:56 Attn Dobson: You owe Jessie BIG TIME 46:50 A hat can change a man 50:33 On the record, pop punk slaps 1:02:01 "In Ranch We Trust" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Sam Salem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sam Salem https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves/ Check Out Guest's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/samsalem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For Jet Fuel’s SPECIAL ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson makes an earnest attempt and having a fun silly light hearted conversation with her very slick producer Pippa Spindel…and boy oh boy does Pippa deliver. Critics are calling this episode a “must see” and fans are saying “wow, Pippa seemed so comfortable on that couch. What a chill cool gal.” The best part about this description is that it’s totally true and definitely not written by Pippa. Oh yeah, also, did you know most women don’t know they’re having a heart attack and die? THANKS FOR WATCHING  00:00 Jet Fuel takes over Hollywood Blvd 06:57 This is episode 52! How cool is that! 12:55 Pippa accidentally loses two jobs in one sentence  17:15 Yo Pippa low key was smart as heck but not anymore  18:52 Jessie gets stung by a bee and almost dies 23:23 Pippa pushes Jessie to the edge 29:20 DC people are built different (y’all mind if I do one normal timestamp) 34:33 Pippa is so talented it’s unreal and a perfect angel 39:49 Big Poopa drops into the pod 45:05 Don’t send Jessie a voice text  48:11 Pippa crashes out in 4K  52:20 “Get Out Of My Head” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Pippa Spindel Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Pippa Spindel https://www.instagram.com/pi.pp.a/ Check Out Pippa’s live show: https://www.instagram.com/supersetscomedy/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson and Frank Castillo talk a lot of trash and give hella compliments. They also discuss self-care routines, the dangers of the 'Confident Hack,' and how to be treated like royalty in the grocery store. 0:00 What do the price of water and Frank have in common? 5:13 Frank and Jessie are keeping it fake 13:47 Jessie and Frank went on the road with Pauly Shore 17:48 Frank gives out a BIG compliment 22:28 And has now earned the right to talk some mad sheeeet 26:44 Yup, we’re still talking trash 30:57 Jessie is Clark Kent in reverse 35:20 The best day job ever and a peak behind the curtain 41:12 AGT, Roast Battle, and Arizona’s Funniest Loser 46:17 Homecoming kings 50:28 Frank honors his father (this part is legit sentimental but also still funny) 1:04:05 Jessie writes a song that totally fits the vibe 1:04:34 “Rules To Live By” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Frank Castillo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Frank Castillo https://www.instagram.com/frankcastillo/ Check Out Frank's Comedy Store set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-FvNBVxew More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hilarious comedian Caitlin Peluffo (Funny AF with Kevin Hart, Don't Tell Comedy, and more!) joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson this week on Jet Fuel to talk attachment styles, risks and rewards of riding the subway in NYC, and why you ALWAYS need to keep receipts. Episode 50, folks, strap in! 00:00 This intro is on the road again 08:46 Caitlin gets a big surprise from a short king 15:07 Jessie goes to war and Caitlin dreams of living in an elevator 21:14 Sooo dating sucks, ammiright? 30:43 Jessie teaches us about attachment styles 36:10 Delete block delete block delete block 42:26 Whoaaa Caitlin slays attachment styles 47:42 There are two-- THREE! Sorry Squink-- beautiful women on this pod 54:04 One of the beautiful women on this pod can't fly on planes 57:31 "Looking For Love" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Caitlin Peluffo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Caitlin Peluffo https://www.instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo/ Check Out Caitlin's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/caitlinpeluffo/tourWatch Caitlin's Special:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5HKgLyjcI More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices