On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're tellin' stories to your kids, having fun with mopeds and scooters, hanging dong in the XFL, playing a game called "sex position or yoga pose?", tearing apart a new KFC sammie, explaining why monicals pizza sucks (spoiler alert- its not the pizza), putting donuts on everything, eating lance snacks and chews, getting anal at work from your hairdresser, the weirdness of double date lookalikes, describing the stereotypical goatee guy, remembering Richard Rick Steiner, creating new greeting cards, catching up on some screen time, making employees sad at the lego store, going to breakfast with a baby, raising kids on ipads, laughing at a happy/sad dad, and discussing the Coronavirus! // Music by P0P ZEUS // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod // listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms // look up KFC alien chicken on google images and contemplate why anyone would eat there //   

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, it's getting salty as a muhfugg in here as we sit down again with our buddy Martin Gorham and talk about mixing dipping sauces with dipping sauces, cigg'rets and creativity, going through some shit, the wet spot, Screen Time with Wesley Snipes and Alton Brown, the most famous person we've ever met, runny eggs, old cars, PET talk, go fund yourself, and, of course, FOOD!  // Music By P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, including Apple, Spotify, TuneIn, Stitchr, iHeartRadio, Google, and more! // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod //  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're getting sprite at ye olde stop 'n Rowe, reaching out to be mutually beneficial, realizing that linkedin is a dating app for businessmen, defining eras by the beverage you get, yet another tale of taco bell messing up an order, working hard enough to win a mustang at a corporate event, meditating alongside breathe with me barbie, taking a baseball bat to violet puppy, balancing the variety of kids toys, poking fun at a wacky yoga master movie and learning about wind relieving poses, applying vaporub on the feet, digging into paul newman's incredible legacy, bringing back nostalgia with jack's pizza, holding onto an outstanding IOU at splats, visiting old websites and the early internet, and still loving your pets after they destroy your things!  //  Music by P0P ZEUS  //  listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, including apple, google, spotify, stitchr  //  follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod  //  use offer code SPLATS to get 15% off your next frozen pizza order!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we ditch our vape in a random alley in Chicago, get the kale city blues, try and return a box of extra-baked cheezits because they're all burnt, win a hundred bucks on some scratchoffs, petition to fix potholes with pot, see a bunch of hair loss billboards, go to the apple store and make new friends, drop our phones in milk and in the toilet, reflect on the bad times sleeping at friend's houses as a kid, make our belly buttons sing, move in with the apple store employee after he loses his job, have fun with electric toothbrushes, and munch on the grammy awards! // Music By P0P ZEUS // listen to us on Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, Google, and many more // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod (Bart Simpson does, you should too) //

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're whistling our words, making the best music with our mouths, debating the best Winslow: Michael vs. Carl, being dense, eating dollar tree's finest candies, witnessing a pair of grannies who love a good deal on wafers, identifying scary elderly drivers, pointing out clever Uber drivers, going straightedge for an episode, discussing Florida man antics and gator sausage, learning how slo-mo pit bull videos are scary and that Alexa can fart, looking at a Post Malone and Crocs collab, pointing out how, radio is dying, taking a trip together, telling the "I saw your b-hole!" story, drawing the line at wearing a nightshirt eating plant based tacos and clowning on the so-fritos guy, listing off some of the best tv shows of the 2010's, visiting Jesus Ramsey in hell, and making artisanal pizza bagels!  /  Music by P0P Zeus  /  listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice, now including blubrry!  / follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod 

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're putting Ed McMahon on the table to start, giving our thanks to Willard Scott so we're not afraid of clowns, congratulating Barbara Walters for being the first meme of 2020, admitting how painful it is to watch Dick Clarke's NYC new years feature (and any NYE party for that matter), recapping our Christmas escapades, including Old people doing old people stuff and The problem with white elephant, getting a bout of food poisoning, reviewing the 14 biggest fast food menu flops of the 2010's, Hustlin' fast food joints when they make mistakes, wondering 'Am I A Girl Now?', starting up a dangle business, Going to Ikea and coming home pissed off, listening to Richard Greco drunk at LAX, and talking about shitters! --------- Music by P0P ZEUS -------- Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, and most other streaming services -------- follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod -------- email us at jerkmountainpod at gmail dot com (they won't let us put email links in anymore, why??)  

You're tuned to WJMP "Your ONLY Choice" 'Cause it's the only station that comes in clear! We've got Mikey the Madman with you on the ones and twos playing all the tracks we've created in the last year of Jerk Mountain Podcast, Rick Coates with his eye on the weather and traffic, and a guest host who sneaks into the studio while Mikey takes a poop. We'll do a special giveaway to one lucky listener for a great big bag of French Fries, pump out all the hot jams, and keep you vibin' through your day with spicy hot radio banter- so keep that dial on WJMP and RIP THE KNOB OFF- 'cause we're the only station that supplies the fries! TRACK LISTING: 01:06-Grocery,    03:51-Can I Get A McChicken,    10:18-I Love Cod, 13:17-Crinkly Boys,    17:34-Who Says (I'm Not Jon Snow),    22:47-Thank You For Calling,    27:15-Evenfart,    28:48-The Snacker,    33:36-Shoes,    35:41-Can We Take A Selfie?,    36:19-I'm A Dude,    40:22-Carbz, 44:10-Chili Dawgz,    47:44-Good Little Car,    51:30-Auto Warranty,    54:06-President Of Pizza                         Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod     listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice           Happy New Year, Jerks!

Happy New Year, Jerks! We took some time off to drink oat milk, Malort, and hazy IPA's with our friends and family, so enjoy this episode from the archives where we talk about superglue, organic bullshit, eating mattresses, huffing stuff, Jordan's old car, earbuds, and animal bands. We'll come up with aliases and play a hot track from Lil' YungNug, tell stories about catching people in the act, chime in with Indiana Man, and discuss unique smells!               Music by P0P ZEUS          Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, email us at [email protected] and follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're making a chili cornbread casserole, going to a concert and pissing off multiple fans, running into people you know in public that you'd rather not know, reflecting on how Home Alone is way more brutal than we remember as kids, wondering if we can add anything else to the Christmas cannon- or is Elf the last & most recent thing, celebrating Mariah Carey's #1 appearance on the charts… again… with a Mariah and Marylin Manson mashup, chewing on Jazzy Christmas music and regional snacks, learning how character voices can win your kids over, playing a game we like to call 'Dirty Christmas movie titles', figuring out if Santa and Frosty are homies, discovering that Trump got impeached while we're taping this episode, avoiding getting a particular Christmas gift for your mom, discussing Taco bell's mini chicken quesadilla: new name, same shit, Going to restaurants where families are mucking up your good time, wrapping presents in unsuspecting packaging, and wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're ramping up to Christmas with a Dangle update, totally killing the surprise for our siblings, rooting around in a sea of shit for a gem, gaining a strong fangirl with a husband who went to Europe, stretching shirts and looking like a tangerine, joining the Cult-o-Chick-Fil-A and driving home with a few gallons of BBQ sauce, Being too happy at Starbucks, figuring out what gifts to get each other this year, having fun with mattresses, finding crumbs in the bedroom, figuring out how to relay hyperspecific Christmas present requests to our families, finding out if rollercoasters are awesome again, lamenting on freaks and creeps at the amusement park, looking into vagina speakers, showcasing a dentist lookin' sick on their instagram, and reading some headlines!         Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod          email us at [email protected]          listen to us on your favorite streaming platform of choice!