I read through chapter 11 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Our heroes meet a barmaid who suggests her not-even-a-teenager brother take them on a dangerous mission. Margaux is once again reminded she possibly committed arson. I wonder why they don't put bologna on those meet trays they have at parties because it is a rather delicious deli meat. Discussion questions end another exciting episode!

I share chapter 10 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Margaux wakes up a sleepy Henry, though not for the same reason as he assumes. Pauline enjoys day-old popcorn. Janey throws the book at our heroes. I lament the Christmas bathing situation. Discussion questions end our exciting episode!

I read through chapter 9 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Margaux attends two meetings in a single chapter, which might be a new record for this book series! Henry sleeps off a night of drinking and fighting before completely misinterpreting Margaux's intentions. I procrastinate in editing and releasing this chapter for a solid week, but I promise to be better! Discussion questions close out an underwhelming, dull chapter!

I read through chapter 8 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Our heroes decide to throw a party as a defensive plan, probably based on 1980s fraternity comedy films. Margaux makes all the listeners throw up a little bit. Henry throws glassware at attackers. I admit to never having tried hard seltzer. Discussion questions end another fun episode!

I grudgingly read chapter 7 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Henry suspects some elders at the temple might be bad guys, especially the one with a full head of thick, greying hair brushed back and no facial hair whatsoever. Margaux's temper nearly gets the best of her, which would be embarrassing at this level of meeting. I remind the listeners that potatoes have appeared twice as many times as meetings in this exciting fantasy novel. Discussion questions end our second triple-digit episode!

During the 100th Episode Spectacular, I read chapter 6 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Margaux sees red, both literally and figuratively. Henry chases down some enemies in a surprisingly complicate battle. Our heroes leave a cliffhanger that might mean next chapter will involve a "meeting," a much-loved feature of these work-romance books. I introduce numerous live special guests and then type up a description of the episode that has a doozy of lie, possibly in this sentence itself! Discussion questions follow a surprisingly dull episode, though the chapter itself might be better than most.

I read through a surprisingly dull chapter 5 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month. Margaux secures a ride back to Sandhill, which is super boring but possibly the only interesting part of this chapter. Henry continues to whine about broken ribs and whatnot. I provide a tasty recipe for baked chicken. Discussion question are provided if you can stick it out until the end of this episode.

I ramble through a long chapter 4 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month.  Margaux is unhappy with the view from her hotel room.  Henry gets accosted while trying to submit a government form, albeit a falsified one.  Margaux storms off into the woods when Henry expresses dismay at possibly breaking more ribs.  I discuss building codes and express my love for Chili's ribs.  Discussion questions follow our longest chapter yet!

I eventually read and reread chapter 3 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month.  Henry shares what Margaux considers sensitive information with a friend while eating an exceptionally dull sandwich.  Margaux discusses paperwork and leaves us with a cliffhanger that is almost certainly just going to end with more paperwork because that is all that seems to happen in these books.  I discuss drinking on Tuesdays and wonder if there are any water rides at a nearby amusement park.  Discussion questions close out another rad episode!

I rush through chapter 2 of Powerless, a book I wrote in a month.  Henry successfully outsmarts a random guard who can't get enough nuts.  Margaux scowls at tax forms like every single person in the world would.  Our heroes escape to an inn with a suprisingly good name considering the quality of my writing where Henry tries to get drunk out of despair.  Discussion questions end another magic-free episode.