This week has been so long, even my cassette player started moving in slow motion. My therapist tried to help, but let’s just say… things took a turn. Is it Monday? Is it Friday? Or is it something else entirely? Tune in to find out! 😵😂
Feb 17, 2025
2 min
I got a call from my cousin asking for a ride, but something about the request didn’t sit right. By the time I figured out what was really going on, let’s just say… things escalated quickly. 🚔😂
Feb 17, 2025
2 min
Ever had a bus ride so packed it felt like a survival challenge? Well, I did. I was holding on for dear life, dodging flying elbows, and feeling like Leo in Titanic… until disaster struck! 🚨💨
Feb 17, 2025
2 min
After a long, exhausting two hours of hard work, all I wanted was sleep. But it turns out, bedtime is just a checklist of things to do. Just when I thought I was finally free… Ding Dong!Oh, you won’t believe who showed up at my door. 😤😂
Feb 16, 2025
3 min
So I’m at this party, vibing, when a classic love song comes on. The singer is out here crying about how breaking up is hard to do. 💔And I’m thinking, bro! Have you ever tried staying together?! If reality wrote that song, the lyrics would be way different… and way more honest! 😂
Feb 16, 2025
2 min
Bright and early, I hit the farmer’s market, ready for fresh produce and good vibes. But something strange was happening. Every vendor was giving me a discount!🍌🍌🍌Green bananas? Discount. Yellow yams? Discount. Gungu peas? Another discount!At first, I didn’t question it. Who complains about a good deal, right? But when I got home… Was it generosity? A secret promotion? Or was there more to the story? Tune in to find out!
Feb 16, 2025
2 min
What happens when you hire a fresh-out-of-college guy with big ideas and throw him into a room full of problem-bringers? Confusion, comedy, and one unexpected revelation!Every time an issue comes up, this new guy keeps saying, “Hey, I!” But why? Is he interrupting? Is he lost? Or is he onto something no one else sees?Turns out, the answer might just change everything. Tune in to find out what the new guy had to say!
Feb 11, 2025
2 min
Have you ever stopped and wondered about the madness at the grocery store? I went to grab some chicken and eggs, but while the freezer was packed with chicken, the egg shelf was completely empty! How does that make sense?! If the chickens are here, why didn’t they lay some eggs first? And wait until you hear the cashier’s explanation! Pure confusion and laughter!Tune in to this episode because, trust me, you’ll never look at chicken the same way again! 🍗😂
Feb 9, 2025
2 min
What happens when a simple visit to Grandma turns into an unexpected battlefield? One minute, we’re chatting about life, the next, Days of Our Lives takes over! Just when I think I can escape her 15-year soap opera obsession, I get hit with something far more terrifying... a sneeze so powerful it sounds like 300 Spartans charging into battle!
Feb 2, 2025
2 min
Applying for a job should be straightforward; until your college transcript turns into a comedy of errors. In this episode of Jamaican Dilemma, I present the absurdity of paying a fee for “attention” and the teacher who made it a high-stakes game of hide and seek. From the pressures of classroom demands to the ultimate misunderstanding that led to an epic fail, this story will have you laughing and shaking your head at the lengths we go to make sense of life’s little injustices. 👀😂 Yu caan miss dis one ya!
Jan 26, 2025
1 min
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