Welcome to not only the longest son of a bitch title we've ever had, it's also the first episode where we show off our affiliate status! Watch us stumble through our coming out party as we revisit old people sex! It's not where we start, but you know us, we go THERE. If you've done this with us before, you know what to expect. For you new folks...if two guys discussing jerking off etiquette don't work? Turn around. A serious discussion on a war between The Cartel and Rednecks? Leave now. If you can't laugh at why having sex with an old person MIGHT feel like rubbing your genitals on a Shar Pei, then this AIN'T the place for you. If you have been devirginized to what we do, listen to Jabbo go on and on about how he wants to beat the fuck out of DK Metcalf. Listen to us relish in our new status as Odd Pod Medias Network affiliates as we TRY to be on our best behavior. Come on, drink the Kool Aid, and ride with us. Clothing optional.