THE CHAISE HAS ARRIVED! MAY ALL BALLS BE EMPTYED! Jabbs finally gets his chaise and basks in the light of his recent fantasy victories. Teeb, on the other hand, dips into the parts of his sick fuck brain that makes us love him so much. Sick documentaries? Yep. Our desire for mind altering drugs? Yep. Hints on finding Jabbo's tubby ass nude that he posted on Twitter forever ago? Yep. Plus, the guys get a really cool surprise that could change their lives forever, and it DOESN'T involve Jabbo needing hand lotion and a handi cam. Why DON"T you listen at this point?!