It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Tristan Johnson & Scott Niswander
Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations? Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors. NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!
Joan of Arc: God Forbid a Girl Break a Siege
We examine Ancient Aliens' claim that extraterrestrials guided Joan of Arc, explore how faith and morale shaped her role in the Hundred Years War, and discuss how turning her into a political symbol erases her agency.
Sep 29
1 hr 30 min
Rendlesham Forest: 'Trust Me, Bro' in Binary
We examine the alleged binary message from the Rendlesham Forest UFO encounter, its missing evidence and mythical island coordinates, then connect Ancient Aliens' chosen messengers to Silicon Valley's billionaire saviour politics.
Sep 22
1 hr 29 min
We Goofed: Scott Had a Baby. We Have Bad News.
Scott returns from parental leave for a bleak news catch-up and listener corrections on Yellowstone, aspirin, Soviet labour awards, Scooby-Doo and Thanos, with his soundboard ready and his willingness to admit fault under review.
Sep 15
1 hr 15 min
Walking Amogus
A retired history professor is convinced telepathic aliens who can't use a toaster are quietly replacing humanity, and we trace that goofy panic straight back to a very old and very dangerous idea.
Jun 16
1 hr 9 min
The Real Mantis Was The Exploitation We Made Along The Way
Tristan and guest Stanford take apart the UFO-lore claim that seven-foot praying-mantis aliens run a hidden hierarchy over human abductions, following it from one historian's hypnosis sessions through sleep paralysis to the management class it's quietly describing.
Jun 9
1 hr 20 min
Rosicrucianism Was Just A 1614 S***post
Tristan and guest Sarah Davis Baker explore the bizarre history of the Georgia Guidestones, debunking claims of alien population control to reveal a legacy of eugenics, 17th-century hoaxes, and explosive right-wing infighting.
Jun 2
1 hr 11 min
Nikola Tesla Was Never Forgotten, He Was Just Sad
Ancient Aliens claims Nikola Tesla's death ray was real and the government hid the alien tech, but the secret vault contained a Wheatstone bridge, Donald Trump's uncle filed the debunking report, and the lone-genius myth has been doing real political damage ever since.
May 26
1 hr 39 min
Tartaria: A Russian Psyop For People Who Hate Drywall
Tartaria, the TikTok conspiracy theory that claims a globe-spanning civilization was buried by a mud flood in 1850, is a Russian nationalist psyop that survives because capitalism already erased the workers who actually built the pretty buildings.
May 19
1 hr 44 min
Leonardo da Vinci Was Just A Guy With ADHD
Ancient Aliens claims Leonardo da Vinci got his inventions telepathically from aliens; we trace the great man theory of history from Thomas Carlyle through Francis Galton coining eugenics straight to Peter Thiel's embryo selection, by way of a tank that doesn't work.
May 12
1 hr 11 min
Anarchist praxis in the 17th century (a love story)
Phil and Kevin guest-host as Tristan unpacks how a Pacific island culture's medieval revolt against feudal extraction got rebranded by Ancient Aliens as a failed alien hybrid experiment, with a side trip through the Blavatsky to Lovecraft to von Däniken pipeline that put eugenics-flavored cosmology on basic cable.
May 5
1 hr 34 min
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