It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Tristan Johnson & Scott Niswander
Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations? Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors. NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!
Aztec Human Sacrifice: 'Aliens Did It' Is Quite the Alibi
We debunk alien explanations for the Trojan War and Aztec human sacrifice, connect colonial propaganda and Christian nationalism to the use of divine authority to excuse violence, and close with 'Voyage One' from editor Max's album Bloodstar.
Oct 20
1 hr 35 min
Ramanujan: Show Your Work or They'll Make It Aliens
We examine claims that aliens supplied Ramanujan's mathematics and great artists' inspiration, explore how creativity works, and connect the myth of solitary genius to colonialism and the neglect of the public support that helps people create.
Oct 13
1 hr 33 min
Angkor Wat: Colonialism Went to Space College
Ancient Aliens would like you to believe Angkor Wat required a trip to space college and a supply of magic water. Apparently, giving Khmer builders credit for knowing how to build things is asking too much.We look at the religious poem being repackaged as an alien encounter, the canals used to transport sandstone, and the enormous amount of skilled, often coerced labour behind the temple. We also compare two supposedly identical pyramids that turn out to have different materials, heights and purposes. Scott has a soundboard clip about magical water. This becomes everyone's problem.Then we follow the claim that Cambodians couldn't have built their own monuments through French colonialism, stolen antiquities and modern conspiracy content. Denying people credit for their history helped justify taking their land and heritage. We discuss efforts to bring that heritage home, and what Khmer water management and farmers' adaptations to drought and flooding can teach us about living through climate disruption.Get new episodes early and support the show on Patreon and Nebula!Subscribe to It's Probably (not) Aliens for weekly episodes about cool ancient history! And give us a 5-star review if you have the time. It really helps us out!Tristan Johnson Bluesky | Twitter | YouTubeScott Niswander Bluesky | Twitter | YouTubeFollow the show on Bluesky or Twitter for more updates!Ask us questions and send us topics to talk about at ProbsNotAliens.comMusic by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch | Edited by Stanford See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 6
1 hr 22 min
Joan of Arc: God Forbid a Girl Break a Siege
We examine Ancient Aliens' claim that extraterrestrials guided Joan of Arc, explore how faith and morale shaped her role in the Hundred Years War, and discuss how turning her into a political symbol erases her agency.
Sep 29
1 hr 30 min
Rendlesham Forest: 'Trust Me, Bro' in Binary
We examine the alleged binary message from the Rendlesham Forest UFO encounter, its missing evidence and mythical island coordinates, then connect Ancient Aliens' chosen messengers to Silicon Valley's billionaire saviour politics.
Sep 22
1 hr 29 min
We Goofed: Scott Had a Baby. We Have Bad News.
Scott returns from parental leave for a bleak news catch-up and listener corrections on Yellowstone, aspirin, Soviet labour awards, Scooby-Doo and Thanos, with his soundboard ready and his willingness to admit fault under review.
Sep 15
1 hr 15 min
Walking Amogus
A retired history professor is convinced telepathic aliens who can't use a toaster are quietly replacing humanity, and we trace that goofy panic straight back to a very old and very dangerous idea.
Jun 16
1 hr 9 min
The Real Mantis Was The Exploitation We Made Along The Way
Tristan and guest Stanford take apart the UFO-lore claim that seven-foot praying-mantis aliens run a hidden hierarchy over human abductions, following it from one historian's hypnosis sessions through sleep paralysis to the management class it's quietly describing.
Jun 9
1 hr 20 min
Rosicrucianism Was Just A 1614 S***post
Tristan and guest Sarah Davis Baker explore the bizarre history of the Georgia Guidestones, debunking claims of alien population control to reveal a legacy of eugenics, 17th-century hoaxes, and explosive right-wing infighting.
Jun 2
1 hr 11 min
Nikola Tesla Was Never Forgotten, He Was Just Sad
Ancient Aliens claims Nikola Tesla's death ray was real and the government hid the alien tech, but the secret vault contained a Wheatstone bridge, Donald Trump's uncle filed the debunking report, and the lone-genius myth has been doing real political damage ever since.
May 26
1 hr 39 min
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