This week on Year of THE Cow, we dive into hantavirus, mice, dust, abandoned sheds, and the horrifying realization that half of America is one unopened Rubbermaid tote away from starring in a CDC documentary.

Turns out the lesson isn’t “panic.” It’s “stop living like a raccoon with a mortgage.”

We break down:

• Why sweeping mouse droppings like a maniac is apparently a biological side quest to Valhalla.
• How garages quietly evolve into biohazard museums.
• Why your attic insulation may technically qualify as a rodent timeshare.
• And the uncomfortable truth that some Americans treat hand washing like a negotiable suggestion.

This is not a fear podcast. It’s a “clean your nasty air vents and stop touching dead things” podcast.

Hope is not a protocol.
Soap kind of is.

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