Is This a Ghost?
Is This a Ghost?
Clayton Smith and Patrick Dean
Real stories. Real ghosts. Real funny. isthisaghost.substack.com
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Dec 20, 2022
2 min
24. Mary Howe
Did you know Maine is more than just a hotbed of fictional horrors? We’re coming for you, Stephen King. The Pine Tree State is also home to at least one maybe-dead maybe-ghost, and we honor her today on Is This a Ghost? (The answer is…maybe?)This is the story of Mary Howe. Come for the ghost, stay for the Hippocratic Oath for gravediggers, the transcendentalism of Batman, the right temperature for not-dead hot stones, horse-drawn busses of 1882, the perfect month for pizza, and Glidden: The “Nick” of the 19th century.Sources:Pen Bay PilotB985 FM This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Nov 9, 2022
32 min
23. The Skirvin Hotel
The best thing about Oklahoma is that ghosts don’t like it anymore than you do. Clayton had to plumb the depths of human experience to find a worthwhile ghost story from the The Sooner-Die-Than-Live-Here State, but with the hard work and grit that’s always been a hallmark of this podcast, he managed. Oh, also, you’ll learn this toward the end, but we’re an ESPN podcast now.This is the story of the haunted Skirvin Hotel. Come for the ghost, stay for the absolute disappointment of Oklahoma, America, the big, cool graveyard of Rip Rowser Bill, the respectful behavior of oilmen throughout history, and Ron Artest, professional ghost lawyer. If you enjoy this episode, please rate, review, and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform!-Sources:Legends of AmericaBBCThe Players TribuneWashington Post This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Nov 2, 2022
1 hr 1 min
22. The Whaley House (HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR)
It’s Halloweentime, and we wanted to give you a treat. Or I guess it’s really more of a trick. Well it’s a trick that’s sort of a treat, and it’s this: Patrick is dressing up as Clayton for this Halloween episode, and he’s the one telling the ghost story this time. That’s right, he’s gunning for the big chair, and all Clayton can say is, IF YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS. This is the story of The Whaley House, one of the most haunted houses in America. Come for the ghosts, stay for the hotel-by-the-hour memories, the most disappointing way to spell “pie,” a cross-examination of Tom Greene’s existence, dowsing for ghost water, Plato’s EMF reader, and high school Clayton’s struggle to find women’s clothing for tall boys.Sources:Patrick will probably fill this in at some point, I bet. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Oct 26, 2022
1 hr 5 min
21. The Ghosts of Flight 401
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had the ghost of an airline pilot jump out at you from the overhead bin when you check on your luggage at 30,000 feet, midway to your uber-normie family vacation? It is transcendent. We will not be taking questions.This is the story of Flight 401. Come for the ghosts, stay for two double-dog-dare first-class priests, the Spanish-teacher sweatshirt monster, the one tiny issue with early autopilot, hamster-tube airplane pipes, Quantum Leap in a failing cockpit, and Patrick’s unfirm grasp on holiday dates.Sources:Admiral Cloudberg (Medium)Simple FlyingFlorida Today This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Oct 19, 2022
55 min
20. The Winchester Mystery House
With great wealth comes great responsibility, and we’re the first people in history to ever mean that. But like, what would you do if your family’s handiwork caused the misery of millions, and led Americans to win the American West, and made you so rich you could drive a brand new Hyundai into the river every single day for the rest of your life? You’d probably become a philanthropist, right? HAHAHAHA us neither. Let’s build a tomb.This is the story of the Winchester Mystery House. Come for the ghosts, stay for the billionaire ley lines, Ouija board bikini bottoms, Sarahs junior, the Is This a Ghost? Fortnite multiverse, and thirteen haunted Sophia Cupolas. Sources:American HauntingsWinchester Mystery HouseWikipedia This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Oct 12, 2022
1 hr 23 min
19. The Ackley House
There’s a beautiful house in quasi-upstate Nyack, New York, where the views are stunning, the men are terrified, and the ghosts are legally protected, thanks to one haunted-heart judge who just loved Ivan Reitman. The Ackley house was the first legally haunted house in the United States, and you can literally hit Sleepy Hollow with a rock thrown from the house’s back porch, so you just know that’s a ruling that tears New York in twain.This is the story of the Ackley House. Come for the ghosts, stay for the historical impact of the Marshmallow Man, what not to do when selling a house, the finer points of Reader’s Digest, using ghosts as alarm clocks, and Patrick’s crusade against God-given ghost rights. Sources:* Reader’s Digest* Gizmodo This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Oct 5, 2022
37 min
Bonus Ghostie: Lucy Liu and the Futon F*** Ghost
Too short to be a full episode; too fun to pass up. It’s another bonus ghostie!This episode is about Lucy Liu, yes, that Lucy Liu, and it’s also about love, and tenderness, and orgasm, and fortitude, and the New Testament, and proper grammar, and futons, and sleep-play, and internet creep sites, and honestly, you just have to listen, because we don’t know what’s happening here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Oct 2, 2022
11 min
18. The Haunted Liu Mansion
Pack your bags, we’re going to Taiwan! The Liu mansion is a classic haunted house. And if it’s too scary for you, you can just chill in the ghost-themed diner next door while your big, brave friends get shot by Japense soldier-ghosts in the mansion. This is the story of the Haunted Liu Mansion. Come for the ghost, stay for the the spectral cock-blocks, the proper orientation for jumping down a well, Clayton’s three and only three friends, and the loud desperation of Patrick’s cat.Sources:Kathmandu and BeyondMoon Mausoleum This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Sep 28, 2022
31 min
17. The Sallie House
Kansas has pretty solid corn, and oh man, such good cows. But did you know it also has…GHOSTS?! *dramatic piano notes* It’s true! One of those ghosts resides in the Sallie House, and honestly, that ghost does not like you if you have a Y chromosome. Which, like, we get. You know?This is the story of the Sallie House. Come for the ghost, stay for the Forest of Friendship, the ol’ Kansas re-fresh, the perks of potty training in a surgery-ghost world, the perils of Dr. Horrible cosplay, and the wonder of power-lifting, super-jacked ghosts. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit isthisaghost.substack.com
Sep 21, 2022
28 min
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