Read: An Unwanted American Disability Sex Act Read: What Lovely Antibodies You Have My Dear --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Read: It Used To Come In Bricks With Little Orange Worms Read: Four Cows Being Milked By Mimes In A Submarine While A Naked Woman Sings The Battle Hymn Of The Republic --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I promise I will slow down with the incontinence references at some point. Read: Punched In The Soul Read: Setting The Cruise Control To The Speed Of Social Cohesion Read: Basically This Is All You Need To Know About Life --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Arriving home from a Hum show in 1997 to find my girlfriend having relations with a member of Slipknot, and the brief war that followed; and a fictional magazine article about a guy who is immortalized by the words, "Bro, my balls!" Read: She Thinks She Missed the Train to Mars, She's Out Back Blowing Slipknot Read: Alas, The True Story of the Most Famous Mic Bomb Ever --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

For this episode I decided to change things up, and instead of memoirs and flash fiction, will be sharing some of my satirical writings. Read: How to Play Woke Chess Read: Patriotic Film Review: (Rambo) First Blood Read: Creampies of Conception - Erotic Cinema for Christians --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dealing with enraged donut addicts and lampooning dietary absolutists. Read: Donut Showdown with the West Side Mob Boss Read: The Meaty Case of the Griller Killer --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is my first podcast. If you have any tips on how I can improve what I am doing, or want to share any other questions/comments, you can EMAIL ME HERE. Read: The Story of Cowfucker Bill (memoir) Read: Reconsidering the Merits of Incontinence from the Front Row of the Shit Show (fiction) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Questions, comments, advice? EMAIL ME Read: Born to Blaspheme Read: Shapeshifters of the World Unite --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app