I Wrote This News
I Wrote This News
Bob Nease
News with a hearty twist of funny, read to you by our AI-enabled robot Malcolm. Brought to you by the folks from, "I Wrote This Podcast."
22 Apr 2022: The truth about Rudy’s odor in the court leaks out – ep 099
Today’s headlines: * You’re not real, says Donald Trump… but then who really is?  (The Daily Beast) * Poot Poot – You’ve Got Mail (makeuseof.com) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 22, 2022
6 min
18 Apr 2022: No news is good news – ep 098
Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 19, 2022
3 min
18 Apr 2022: Not so Lucky Charms – ep 097
Today’s headline: * I caught more than a leprechaun, and what my pot is full of sure ain’t gold (Fox Business) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 18, 2022
5 min
16 Apr 2022: Weekend Revue – Mushrooms and Kilmer are talking, Kushner out Hunters Hunter, Biden uses the WC… word, Abbott and DeSantis play hot potato with God’s children – ep 096
Today’s stories: * When mushrooms do people (The Guardian) * Artificial intelligence gives Val Kilmer his voice once again (Coffee or Die) * I’ll see your Hunter Biden, and raise you a Jared Kushner (New York Times, New York Post) * Is that you, Mr. Obvious? (Reuters) * Texas Governor Abbott calls eight ball in corner pocket; Florida Governor DeSantis says not so fast (Fox News, CNN, the Bible) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 16, 2022
17 min
15 Apr 2022: These two governors might need some eternal fireproof undies – ep 095
Today’s headlines: * Texas Governor Abbott calls eight ball in corner pocket; Florida Governor DeSantis says not so fast (Fox News, CNN, the Bible) * You don’t need a Costello to holler, “Hey, Abbott!” (Yahoo News) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 15, 2022
8 min
14 Apr 2022: Biden states the obvious, and the sun belches – ep 094
Today’s headlines: * Is that you, Mr. Obvious? (Reuters) * Today’s forecast - Sunny with a chance of gigantic coronal mass ejections (LiveScience) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 14, 2022
7 min
13 Apr 2022: If Hunter Biden’s laptop bothered you, wait until you get a sniff of Jared Kushner’s fund management fees – ep 093
Today’s story: * I’ll see your Hunter Biden, and raise you a Jared Kushner (New York Times, New York Post) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 13, 2022
7 min
12 Apr 2022: Val Kilmer gets his voice back, thanks to us robots – ep 092
Today’s story: * Artificial intelligence gives Val Kilmer his voice once again (Coffee or Die) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 12, 2022
6 min
11 Apr 2022: What’s next… talking mushrooms? – ep 091
Today’s story: * When mushrooms do people (The Guardian) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 11, 2022
4 min
09 Apr 2022: Weekend Revue! Palin, Hungary, Ivermectin, Truth Social, and Ketanji Brown Jackson – ep 090
Today’s stories: * No more of this vanilla milquetoast namby-pamby winning elections sorta stuff (Washington Post) * If you’re Hungary, have it your way. Heck, have it both ways. (CNBC) * Ivermectin is highly effective… just not for Co Vid 19 (New York Times, Vice) * Social or not, truth is hard to come by, Trump folks learn (Reuters, Washington Post, Benzinga) * Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmed as first black female Supreme Court Justice (New York Times) ---------- Questions, comments, suggestions, complaints? * Leave a voicemail message: https://anchor.fm/iwtp-news/message * Send us an email: [email protected] ------- Be sure to check out our partner show, “I Wrote This Podcast,” where we noodle through today’s toughest topics together. You’ll find that podcast at https://anchor.fm/iwrotethispodcast or wherever else you download podcasts. #madewithdescript
Apr 9, 2022
16 min
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