Go ahead and skip this week. It'll freeze you to death.

This title speaks for itself. Conner "doesn't" drink blood, nor has he considered it. Give this one a listen if you like emo music, or if you hate emo's. That way we get as many listens as possible and really capitalize on the market. For me its about the bottom line. If someone paid me a nickel to delete every episode I would do it. Why? Simple. Cash is king. I could flip that nickel 10-20x over the course of a few market cycles. Enjoy the EP, act like I didn't miss that episode last week. This way our one year anniversary will be on episode 50 god-willing. How special is that?

Just start the episode at 15:37 okay? Thank me later. This episode is sort of a 1v1 battle royale  situation where its you VS your dog. Conner demonstrates said royale. Really this episode is about sleep if you wanna get down to brass tax about it. I was just trying to make a joke in the description up there just to kind of get the audience interested, keep them on their toes a little bit, right? If I just say hey I'm gonna title this episode sleep, and put "this episode is sleep time" whos gonna watch/listen to that? Me? Uhh no! No chance! 0% chance! I'd click away faster than Conner's mother. Anyhoot I hope this podcast gives you something to listen to on your 2.3 mile morning jog while you convince yourself you really can do a marathon one day. Yeah just like when you took a break at the 1 mile marker to "stretch". You don't care about stretching - you never have. You were gassed face it. You are out of shape and honestly you've been going downhill for a while so I'm not sure why you are standing there acting offended. This is a long time coming. 

Your kids may be on drugs, but keep them away from the video games, I mean it. That will rot the poison in their little brains.  Something like a rot + poison combo which actually sounds like a pretty sick combination on Plague Inc, the video game. Also, we just got back from the big Volleyball tourney and we spilled the absolute beans.

We are talking serious minimalism. We talk seriously about minimalism. We seriously talk about minimalism. Seriously we talk about minimalism.

Kung Fu Panda, have you ever heard of it? watched it perhaps? We sure have. What does it take to train an animal to such a caliber in real life. And for that matter, take it one step further, what does it take to make a watch like the Swiss? Find out all that and more in this Premier edition limited release episode of IWAY. Also a little P.S. here for those who really can't stand the sound of only Conner speaking, maybe skip the first 5 mins of this particular cast. Thanks and be well.

We love NFTs. Enough said. Its like art except better, and we have the perfect business idea to get involved, in a MAJOR way. Stay tuned and you may just find yourself with a free* tour of the studio.

Finally some improv on an improv podcast, imagine that. Conner discovers the meaning of parking validation as Preston tries to land the role of a lifetime. Eventually we are drawn back to sports because we simply cannot get enough and we create the worlds newest sport. Thanks for your time folks.

SLAP. What is this episode all about? You guessed it, SLAPS. Would you hit your sweet sweet Me-Maw for 10 grand? I'm not gonna tell you what Conner said, but lets just say you aren't going to like it. The Oscars were wild, and while we didn't watch them we caught the highlights on WordStar and discussed them as two professional comedians ourselves.

I don't want to spoil the surprise but I would say this episode is the beginning of the end for us, musically speaking. We have an intro now. Ahhhhhh whoops I ruined it. Other than that this episode is what you might call standard. We discuss how to break vegan while your family sleeps, and we wrap up by directing you to avoid predators.