It’s the end of our first season, so we got back in touch with some favorite callers for updates on whether or not our advice helped them (surprisingly, yes!). You’ll hear a voicemail from our friend The Game Show Sweathog, and a check-in from The Lady Whose Upstairs Neighbor Performs A Quarterly Sex Ritual. In the middle of this episode, a very special treat: we are joined LIVE by last week’s caller, Courtney, and last week’s guest Noah Garfinkel, because we just had too many questions for a voicemail to cover them all. We’ll also talk about therapists, crypto, entities vs N-Titties, and driving sugar packets up someone’s thigh. Tummies up!

In this episode, we spend nearly the entire runtime re-litigating a moment when Jenny absolutely bombed at the marina ice cream stand, and she’s also concerned that a stand-up set from over a decade ago might have ruined Taylor Swift’s wedding (this feels unlikely). Then, we welcome their good friend, the hilarious Noah Garfinkel (Shrinking, New Girl, Kroll Show) to talk about no-see-ums, the simplicity of iconic movie lines, how the arms are the Borat tankini of the body, and forgetting everything you know about how tall Christa Miller is. RIP Larrison.

In this episode, we talk to the charming, and presumably single, Carmen Christopher (The Bear, English Teacher, Friendship), and it’s all about the princess treatment, who’s the driver in their relationships, and taking Dumb & Dumber for granted, before we ask the important questions: does Carmen believe in ghosts, has Carmen ever been ghosted, and also what is ghosting. Plus: Michael Jackson, maybe…he does not die? And a thorny question from a listener about weddings, exes, and flowers.

In this episode, we’re all wearing hats. It’s not clear exactly why we decided to do this, but all three hosts have brought along a hat which is both a fashion statement and a talking point, leading to chat about Guess Who?, jodhpurs, Abe Lincoln’s depression, manic hat enthusiasm, John Mayer’s point system for men’s fashion, Witness, Van Gogh, Joey Pants, and more. Plus: a listener has a very interesting question that boils down to “my niece is a 10/10 and she unfortunately knows it, now what?”

In this episode, we talk about being the favorite child (or not) with regards to Jenny’s salad dressing dance, and Gabe wonders how to gently tell a casual acquaintance that they’ve never seen anything he’s ever done, before we welcome the delightful actor/writer/comedian Aparna Nancherla (Bojack Horseman, Corporate, The Great North). They’ll talk about Aparna and Jenny’s shared stand-up history, what Leonardo Di Caprio learned from skydiving, what qualifies as an Oreo, and the new love in Max’ mom’s life (please keep this under your hat). Plus: a listener wonders “how do I tell my mom her gifts are bad?”

We’re re-releasing our interview with the lovely John Early this week (Eternity, Search Party) to remind you that his movie Maddie’s Secret (which he wrote, directed, and starred in) is in theaters now! In this episode, John claims he’s not in Zootopia 2, but he’s probably lying! We get his thoughts on Heated Rivalry, learn about his crush on a straight boy at summer camp, and discuss which foods we’d most like to eat in the shower. Plus: Jenny remembers the time she recruited Gabe to convince her college astronomy teacher to give her a better grade.

In this episode, the stakes couldn’t be higher as Max has placed a sandwich tantalizingly close just prior to recording, and Jenny has another dangerous bisque bubbling away! Then, we’re joined by the delightful Claudia O’Doherty (Maddie’s Secret, Love, Our Flag Means Death), who tells us what she’s been cooking recently, shuts down any talk of white chocolate, and lists her favorite movies about magic food. Max comes out HARD against short stories (not our fans, the format), and is there REALLY somebody named Eileen Downward? Plus: a question from a listener about several things, including a hot gynecologist.

Max met Tom Cruise. That’s the headline. The tale is epic, Gabe and Jenny are on the edge of their seats. Then, we’re joined by the fantastic comedian/actress/writer Rosebud Baker to talk about reaching out for Justin Bieber, Great Dane puppies, sandwich lawyers, hangover anxieties, and Rosebud’s candid and hilarious new memoir Fully Baked. Plus, a listener’s question boils down to this: We love dogs but…INSIDE the restaurant? Maybe no?

This week, we'd like to celebrate the premiere of Survival Of The Thickest Season 3 on Netflix by re-airing our hilarious chat with the show's creator and star, the fantastic Michelle Buteau! Michelle warns us not to get our tongues pierced at the San Gennaro Festival! She also shares how it feels to see her hosting style imitated so often, and helps us answer a listener’s question about housesitting pets while naked. Plus: Max asks Jenny and Gabe for TV and movie recommendations, from a legendary NYC documentary to a soothing art contest.

I mean, we’re willing to talk about arthritis, that seems like a fun area, but in this week’s hosts-only episode, we’ll also discuss first semester friends, dance class soundtracks, John Travolta’s berets, fashion scum, and Gabe’s (potentially) round back. Plus, we help a listener with a question about non-vegetarian leftovers. My body is healthy and huge.