I Need a Date for the Wedding
I Need a Date for the Wedding
Gibbs & Shah
WANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of twenty-somethings seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Shah is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what you’re into). Flexibility is a plus (physically or ethically). Must be comfortable with: explicit language, hysteria, chest hair, arts and crafts, primates, cosplay and cross dressing. Sound like your type of party? Then don't be shy... we're only creepy sometimes.
S2E4 | That Time We Almost Killed Spider-Man
Two guesses as to which one of these idiots almost shot a Spider-Man cosplayer. Anywho, episode four starts off with some talk about Gibbs' work party antics and her hidden athletic prowess (that was an exaggeration). From there, the lads discuss a rather nerve-wracking cinema trip and their unconventional self-defense strategies. Things take a serious turn as they discuss the their two year hiatus... by discuss I mean make glancing mention of it before deflecting and moving onto another topic: the trials and tribulations of sharing living spaces with total strangers.  Dishonest landlords, living with in-laws, room hunting on Craigslist... buckle up and enjoy the shenanigans!
Jul 2, 2023
29 min
S2E3 | We Are NOT White Supremacists
The lads start the episode discussing Shah’s lack of organizational skills and Gibb’s anger issues. By discussing I mean Gibbs getting angry ABOUT Shah’s lack of organizational skills. After that, they spend some time on a fairly innocent topic: celebrity crushes. What can go wrong, right? Well, after a while they notice that they both lean towards a certain “type” … which leads to the real topic of the episode: racial preferences. Racial slurs in bed, raceplay, and all that fun stuff. Yeah. Thankfully, this is this is their shortest episode ever. It’s also probably gonna be their last episode ever.
May 11, 2023
26 min
S2E2 | Just Stick It In, I Guess
Gibbs and her fiancé had the “how many people have you slept with” talk. Hilarity ensued. This somehow leads to Shah telling a story about masturbating in closets.  The topic of virginity leads to a conversation about ageplay and other “taboo” kinks. This somehow leads to Shah telling a story about ageplay that made me regret taking this job. Consent play, foot fetishes… this is a weird one.
May 10, 2023
27 min
S2E1 | Don't F**king Touch Me
Gibbs is still supposedly planning her wedding (lol) and Shah is still supposedly single (LOL), so they’re finally back for season two! If you thought they would explain their 2.5-year hiatus, then you are gravely mistaken. Instead, they spend the episode discussing their love languages!Turns out they’re both touch averse and emotionally damaged. Who would have guessed.
May 9, 2023
30 min
S1E7 | Sexytime Shenanigans
Quick question: do you keep a list of all the people you've slept with? Asking for a friend. Anywho, Gibbs & Shah spend this episode talking about the fun stuff they get up to in their sex lives. Daddy kinks, candle accidents, making jokes during sex - you get the gist. Shah reveals his signature move for seducing women. Gibbs reveals her signature move for turning on her fiancé. Fair warning: there is an anal sex story in here you'll probably want to skip past. 
May 8, 2023
35 min
S1E6 | Sleep Apnea and Squatty Potties
Don't do drugs. At least, don't do drugs on air.Unfortunately for Shah, he stops breathing in his sleep. Unfortunately for Gibbs, he wakes up.  Gibbs decided to make this an episode about poop so now we have to live with that... I'll admit, it's an interesting conversation, though. Apparently, public schools and Catholic schools both suck at teaching kids how their bodies are supposed to work. Gibbs tries to explain the menstrual cycle. Shah tries to explain erectile dysfunction.Also, which of these two do you think will outlive the other? 
May 7, 2023
31 min
S1E5 | Grab My Nipples
This episode starts with a story about a guy with a small penis. This episode also ends with a story about a guy with a small penis. Also, Gibbs finally met Shah's mom! To celebrate this moment, the lads take time to discuss the nuances of friendship. Trauma bonding, friends with benefits, and having platonic friends of the opposite sex.
May 7, 2023
32 min
S1E4 | HR Loves Us
Ah, yes, the age-old question: should you bang coworkers?  The lads reveal how they met and became friends, then discuss dating and sexual harassment in the workplace. This includes a debate about the ethics of blowing your boss behind a dumpster. Also, Shah got a promotion! Gibbs still makes more money, though. This leads to an honest discussion about how money influences dating. Also, guess which one of them got fired for being high at work.
May 7, 2023
31 min
S1E3 | Flicking the Old Bean
Things you could have lived without knowing: Gibbs prefers to watch porn on her phone and Shah has faked orgasms before. If either of these two are your type then you're in luck, because in this episode they discuss THEIR types. Age preferences, gender preferences, racial preferences - they cover all the bases of their turn ons/offs.  Gibbs learns that having sex with animals is, in fact, not legal. Shah tells a story that probably should have been cut out, but they don't pay their editor enough to save them from themselves.
May 7, 2023
31 min
S1E2 | Character References
The lads are getting up there in age so they open the episode recounting the moments they realized they should actually start acting their age. Neither of them are where they thought they'd be at this point in life, so they reminisce about what they wanted to be when they were kids.  Pretty sure they both imply that you should drop out of school. Gibbs makes passing references to drugs, which explains a lot about her. Shah references a less-than-stellar psychological evaluation, which explains a lot about him. Anyone feel like volunteering to be their character reference on their job applications? 
May 1, 2023
27 min
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