As the world prepares to watch Alexander Skarsgard take on yet another absolutely unhinged movie role, let us remember him before he was a wicker basket -- as a man who played one of the most pathetic, spineless characters in cinema history. Infinity Pool rubbed us in ALL the wrong ways. What started as a fascinating morality tale curdled (like breast milk) into something uncomfy and gross. Wicker husband would NEVER.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

If haunted islands aren't your ideal summer vacation destination, how about a derelict barn AirBnB just down the hill from a structurally unsound farmhouse inhabited by some creepy/sexy old people? There's a lovely swamp for swimming that is definitely NOT filled with alligators, and if you're lucky, you might get to be an extra in a porn movie!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Even though the summer is coming to a close, there's still enough time left for one more vacation! May we interest you in a deserted island with an abandoned hotel haunted by a "half-face girl" that we never actually see? What is a "half face" anyway? Which half is missing? This movie fails to answer that and MANY more questions.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

This is the movie they should be showing high school kids to get them to stay away from drugs because YIKES. An addiction to "pixie dust" turns what we assume was once a normal human man into a homicidal psychopath with (inexplicably) a robot voice and a real bad case of eczema, who is bent on winning his old girlfriend Wendy back from the lamest (ha! you'll get that pun later) version of Peter Pan you've ever met. Hook wraps up our #StephenStaleySummer, and we hope you had as much fun as we did!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Without further ado, we present to you yet another reptilian treasure -- Snake Hotel. Imagine Squid Games with a North Korean(?) twist and just a pinch of "sensual mommy" issues, and you're halfway to what this one is all about. And don't let the action-packed movie poster fool you...this one was a bit of a slithery slog.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

It's another wild ride this week deep in the throes of our #StephenStaleySummer as we find out what happens when you accept free plastic surgery from a "doctor" with a vagina for a face. Spoiler alert: it's gross, and it involves old lady bjs (yes, that part surprised us, too). Come for the demonic seances, but stay for the third act plot twist you WON'T see coming!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Sticking with our theme of murderous scaly friends, we now present you with Dinosaur Prison, and if you're asking yourself if the dinosaurs are the guards or the inmates...it's kind of both? It's complicated. But don't worry, Willy Wonka will explain everything (i.e. nothing). We're afraid to say more here because this prison break is something that needs to be seen to be believed, so join us as we continue #StephenStaleySummer and our #JusticeforJames campaign by covering this misunderstood beast.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Welcome to #JusticeforJames #StephenStaleySummer! We are kicking things off with exclusive coverage of the most anticipated wedding of the summer. If you thought Taylor Swift was throwing the best wedding party this weekend, you could not be more wrong and if you disagree, you can take it up with our new best friend, the crocodile lurking in the shadows of an old English manor just waiting to spoil a bride's day.

This week begins our official quest for #JUSTICE with a look back at Cinderella's Revenge, an alarmingly violent re-telling of the classic fairytale starring our best boy James as Elon Musk. Okay, "starring" may be overstating things, but at least he didn't get his nuts crushed in this one. Next week, we're rolling out a whole month of JAMES, and our fingers are crossed that his testicles are still intact by the end of it.

We know what you're thinking..."But Dawn & Lisa, Christmas is 6 months from now!" Well, guess what. #JusticeforJamesJuly starts in 2 weeks, and this is where it all began. In case you missed it, we watched this delightful holiday slasher in 2023, and we were gobsmacked and horrified by the senseless violence against good guy James by the titular nutcracker. So gobsmacked and horrified, in fact, that we have made it part of the mission of our podcast to get justice for James by viewing as many of his other ridiculous B-movies for our show as possible. So buckle up, because we are about to go on a journey with James!