If there is anything we are "Abel" to say with certainty after viewing this cinematic disaster, it is that The Weeknd must be stopped. Hurry Up Tomorrow is a hate crime against all human beings, and this is our official public plea to Barry Keoghan and Jenna Ortega to EXPLAIN THEMSELVES. Save yourselves the torture and let us tell you why this movie was nominated for multiple Razzies this year.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Some surprising takes this week on what we assumed would be a hot, hot mess. A drastic improvement over our last encounter with Yorgos Lanthimos (check out Ep. 133 - The Killing of a Sacred Deer), Bugonia has made us question everything. What is real?? Is the Earth actually flat?? Who REALLY shot JFK?? Are the reptilians actually in charge of our government (honestly, preferable)?? Join us down the rabbit hole this week so you can have a little existential crisis of your own!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

You know we're always down for a shark movie, but this one wasn't exactly noteworthy. Despite some nifty CGI effects and concerted attempts to show you what it looks like when the entire Atlantic Ocean invites itself over for dinner, Thrash is missing something but we can't put our fins on it...   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

The wait is over! The lost episode is here! We FINALLY get around to expressing our thoughts and feelings on The Girl in the Pool, and was it worth the wait? You tell us.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Well, friends, we’ve done it. We’ve reached a new low. In our 200 episodes, we have never seen ANYTHING quite like this, and with any luck, we never will again. The only thing more annoying than pickleballers talking about how much they love pickleball is this absolute disaster of a motion picture. With about 5 mediocre actors carrying a tissue-thin plot, The Pickleball Exorcist wastes no time, money, or effort bothering to make this thing watchable. We can only assume it was filmed on a 1999 Kyocera VP-210 by an individual with unlimited access to Party City’s excess inventory of severed body parts, because there is no other reasonable explanation for what just happened here. After this painful experience, we may hang up our jaunty Panama hats and switch careers to become part-time exorcists/moonlighting homicide detectives because frankly, it seems like a sweet gig. Happy Pickleball Month to everyone except the morons who made this movie!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

And they all lived happily ever after! Or did they? Of course, they did. This is Bridgerton. It's the season finale, so it's time for a wedding (as long as you stick around through the credits because apparently it wasn't important enough to include in the actual episode). Araminta gets a mild scolding in private for her hideous crimes, and we're somehow supposed to be cool with that, and...what's this?? A NEW Lady Whistledown is on the scene?? Who could it be? Guess you'll have to tune in again when we cover Season 5 in two years.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Our prediction chickens are starting to come home to roost! The NEW Lady Penwood's identity is revealed. The Queen has a change of...whatever she has instead of a heart. Benedict makes an earth-shattering discovery (all because of a NECKLACE). And somebody gets engaged! Who could it be?? Tune in to find out! Also, April 16th is International Documentary Day, so stay with us to the end to hear our solid gold rec's for jaw-dropping documentaries you have to see to believe.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Our little Bridgerton babies are all grown up! Gregory and Hyacinth steal the show this week with their adorable wide-eyed fascination around the delicate process of wooing a partner. Neither should be seeking advice from Benedict, however, as he needed both Will Mondrich AND his brothers to beat some sense into that beautifully smooth brain of his before he could make a move regarding Sophie. And what a move it is. There's no turning back now, especially with the Queen's unwitting spy lurking outside the door...   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

For the love of God, will SOMEONE please slap some sense into Benedict?! The man still cannot put two and two together to realize who Sophi is, even though he has extra time to examine her now that she is a lady's maid in the Bridgerton home (another bright idea from Benedict). If you think that's bad enough, wait until you hear his indecent proposal...   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: [email protected]

Things are heating up a bit in episode 3 with a little carriage sex and all this scandalous talk of pinnacles! Benedict and Sophie are even getting in on the fun with some casual nudity and a stolen kiss. But none of this is without its complications as the Maid Wars escalate, plunging the entire ton into chaos. We suspect there could be a convenient vacancy for Sophie somewhere close by where she can stay until Benedict finally uses his eyeballs and realizes who she is.