I don’t know what this is.
I don’t know what this is.
I don’t know what this is.
I don’t know what this is. I don’t know why I’m doing this. I don’t have any expectations from this. There’s a significant chance that no one will ever read this. There’s an even more significant chance that no one will ever hear this. Why does this exist? Why is this here? I don’t know.
The fifty-second one
I talk about - well… I end it. For now. Thanks to everyone who listened. I’ll be back.
Feb 1, 2023
4 min
The fifty-first one
I talk about a strange interaction with a meth head, a bottle of vodka shaped like an AK-47 and taking a shit in a crowded holiday house.
Jan 25, 2023
14 min
The fiftieth one
Happy New Year! I talk about painful commutes to work, calling an office to sell weed and truck drivers being Gay, Fat and Stooped.
Jan 18, 2023
14 min
The forty-ninth one
I talk about getting haircuts when you wear toupees, cream-filled condoms and pizza franchise wars.
Jan 11, 2023
14 min
The forty-eighth one
I talk about Austria versus Croatia, joining the Australia’s best broker and wiping your dick.
Jan 4, 2023
14 min
The forty-seventh one
I talk about multicultural markers, defining healthy and my girlfriend saying “dang”.
Dec 28, 2022
14 min
The forty-sixth one
I talk about “sharing” a chicken parma with a colleague, the dubious activities Mr Right engages in and counting condoms.
Dec 21, 2022
14 min
The forty-fifth one
I talk about subconsciously mirroring my girlfriends father, toilet seats and pedophiles writing on t-shirts.
Dec 14, 2022
14 min
The forty-fourth one
I talk about every recording session having a “warm-up” episode, having a threesome from an ad on your engaged girlfriends car and inducing labour with an orgasm.
Dec 7, 2022
14 min
The forty-third one
I talk about weddings with no plus-ones, beer weather and working in a pizza shop.
Nov 30, 2022
14 min
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