I think I've discovered what amounts to modern-day slavery at a ping-pong compound in the Balkans?, and I'm threatening to send Jessica to investigate. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Google's moving in, and you're moving out. Also, I'm ready for rigged elections. And, this November, men are about to abandon their families to live in the basement permanently. Enjoy. " I lost my wife and kids when Google's data center moved in." - John TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

We celebrate 5 years of the ICC podcast! There could even be a special surprise guest appearance from Gwyneth Paltrow. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

The numbers are down, which means we're selling ad space. Also, it must be nice to put the lives of your children in the hands of untrained lifeguards. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Taco Bell's menu has been compromised by disease. Also, Lindsey Graham dying really ruined my vacation. And, I got my grandpa liquored up against his doctor's wishes. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Spiders have invaded my home to sleep with me. Also, Jessica debuts her new fragrance line. And, cults need to be more progressive if they want me to join. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up. alt title: oh the places you'll go the Bear season 5, now premiering exclusively on FX and Hulu. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/