Taco Bell's menu has been compromised by disease. Also, Lindsey Graham dying really ruined my vacation. And, I got my grandpa liquored up against his doctor's wishes. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Spiders have invaded my home to sleep with me. Also, Jessica debuts her new fragrance line. And, cults need to be more progressive if they want me to join. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up. alt title: oh the places you'll go the Bear season 5, now premiering exclusively on FX and Hulu. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

No notes today. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I purchased a used TV, and I'm not proud of it. Also, people used to just stand around because they had nothing better to do. And, I'm manifesting a good show today. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy. "I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material goods, please?" New episodes are released every Tuesday or sometimes Monday. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/