Want a PS5? HA! Looking for a Series X? DOUBLE HA! Pining for a 3080/3090? AWE, YOU’RE CUTE! We have bad news for you because all of your dreams are dashed so come laugh at all of our collective misfortunes with us.

This week:
Jason plays: Outer Worlds and Party Hard 2
Chris plays: Dwarfheim, Paradise Lost, and Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
Eric Plays: The Suicide of Rachel Foster, Party Hard 2, and Genshin Impact