I Beat It First
I Beat It First
I Beat It First
Since its creation in early 2010 IBeatItFirst.com has been dedicated to creating news and reviews for gamers, by gamers. From the latest PC to Console games, IBeatItFirst.com is full of reviews without hype or exaggeration, giving you an honest working man’s perspective into what games are hot or not. Focusing on games & peripherals coming out, and not snacks & comic books like some of the other sites, we keep the site focused and delivering what you want. If ever there is any question on whether you can trust our reviews, just remember 1 thing, according to the internet…. I BEAT IT FIRST!
IBIF Podcast 171 – Hated It
The guys are back after a two-month hiatus, jumping straight into a lively session that kicked off with some beer tasting and a critique of increasingly generic AI-generated descriptions. After experimenting with new prompts to inject some humor back into the AI's output, the guys shifted gears to discuss recent gaming developments, including the new direction for Dragon Quest 12 and the expanding cinematic universe connecting Control and Alan Wake. The bulk of the conversation focused on the "hate-playing" phenomenon—the shared habit of sticking with subpar games until the credits roll, from frustrating NES platformers to disappointing PS3-era shooters. Looking ahead, the guys are already prepping for the next episode, where they’ll be digging into games they believe only they have played.
Jun 1
IBIF Podcast Ep 170 – Ai Haiku
On this episode of "I Beat it First," hosts Eric and Jason kick off with a high-ABV beer review, complete with dramatic and humorous AI-generated flavor descriptions, before diving into the high-cost future of entertainment by debating if immersive dome theaters (like the one where Eric saw Empire Strikes Back with expanded scenery) can save cinema from expensive concessions and streaming competition. They then cover the games backlog, praising unexpected hits like the "couch cozy survival game" Pacific Drive and Dead Island 2, while warning about Sony's concerning new online connectivity policies and lamenting the shock of rising Warhammer model prices. Finally, the segment "You Are Wrong Because Reasons" sparks a debate over games they deliberately abandoned out of dislike, featuring critiques of titles like the "Chore Simulator" Assassin's Creed 3 and the inventory-heavy Final Fantasy Stranger of Paradise, and ends with a tease for the next episode’s ultimate challenge: naming the single game they "fucking hated" but still earned the Platinum trophy for.
May 4
1 hr 24 min
IBIF Podcast ep 164 – Parity Sucks
Eric totally forgot to include a description for this episode and Jason is working on fixing the website. So this will totally work as a place holder until Eric decides to update or we both just say screw it and let it slide. Either way, give this episode a listen ^_^
Jun 30, 2025
IBIF Podcast ep 163 – Nintendon’t… Have Games
Becha thought we got all of the Switch 2 complaints out in one episode. Well, you were wrong. At least this time it's not for almost the entire podcast. For those keeping track with the leaderboard, Jason won this round.
Apr 29, 2025
IBIF Podcast ep 162 – Thievetendo Bitch 2
Get ready for some bitchin' everyone because all the Switch 2 info is here and well... just listen.
Apr 7, 2025
IBIF Podcast Ep 161 – Cucking Nvidia
We're back, and so are AMD's GPU's. Reminder that we have transitioned to a once a month episode, so see you in 4 weeks.
Mar 3, 2025
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