Hypothetical Hotline
Hypothetical Hotline
Luke Mongelli
Five depressed college kids discuss the "what-if's" of life, time, and space with whatever poor soul decides it's a good idea to be on the show with them.
Episode 7: The Robin Hood Dilemma
The gang has made it into 2021! In the first episode of the new year, the guys break down a warped Robin Hood-like scenario, discuss what they were to do with untold riches, and Luke breaks down a children's cartoon and equates it to the Irish Republican Army.   Gregorian Chant by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3825-gregorian-chant License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Jan 14, 2021
1 hr 5 min
Episode 6: A very hypothetical Christmas
Christmas is upon us! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our great fans! The gang gets in the Holiday spirit by running through a Tim Allen Santa Clause type scenario, discuss the horrific ramifications of Santa being real in today's world, and Luke channels his inner hillbilly in a very special reading of a meth'd up Night before Christmas. Strap in, lots of nonsense ahead.  Jingle Bells (Calm) by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3943-jingle-bells-calm- License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license River Valley Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4295-river-valley-breakdown License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Dec 26, 2020
59 min
Episode 5: Joel's Song
Joel's Episode! While in a manic episode at college, Joel decided to make this episode rather than studying! The gang reveals some troubling truths when talking about saving kids in a Titanic-like blockbuster, talk about weird first date questions, and try to decide what the biggest animal they could beat in a fight would be. Mike thinks he could beat a bear up and I (Luke) think he's full of shit. Well just listen already!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Dec 20, 2020
58 min
Episode 4: Desert island with a Gas Station pill on top
After a long needed hiatus, the boys dive back into the world of hypotheticals by throwing themselves on a desert island and discussing different ways to survive (or give up), and what they would bring with them to accompany them for their inevitable death. They also talk about just how much they like dogs, and Luke channels his inner senile politician. Americana Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Oct 25, 2020
49 min
Episode 3: Death by Candy Corn
Well people, if this doesn't get Luke arrested we don't know what will. The guys alongside funny man Nate Isaac, discuss how they would go about harboring and/or disposing of a dead body as a solid for their pal (some get a little too into it), death row, the extraterrestrial, angry elephants, and murderous snails.  "There is Romance" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Attachments area --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 19, 2020
1 hr 7 min
Episode 2/Trailer Episode: F*** Kevin James
New to our show? This is the episode for you! Think of this like an appetizer, like just a little taste of whats to come --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 15, 2020
15 min
Episode 1: The Trolley Problem
The guys delve deep into the innermost workings of the moral dilemma known as the trolley problem, try to justify natural selection in the civilized world, and explain why the vacuum cleaner on the teletubbies was worse than 9/11 and the holocaust. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 14, 2020
51 min