Markets closed mostly flat with crypto catching a bid, AMD got hit hard, Oracle ripped, kids are outsmarting facial recognition with fake mustaches, and Angola somehow made the top ten on Google.
May 5
24 min
Monday May 4th kicks off the week with oil getting obliterated, Oracle ripping ten percent, InfoWars finally shutting its doors, Jensen Huang torching US export policy, and David Kessler losing his mind over Pentagon pizza orders and a 2002 crop circle.
May 4
27 min
Alphabet explodes ten percent on earnings, Meta bleeds users and dollars, earthquakes rattle the search trends, and the aliens subreddit is asking hard questions about astronaut body language.
May 1
16 min
Oil explodes nearly 12% on Iran-Strait tensions, an AI coding agent nukes an entire company database in nine seconds, and Google Trends reminds us that apparently people are still searching 'non-fungible tokens' in 2026.
Apr 30
25 min
AMD gets rekt down seven percent, an AI coding agent nukes an entire company database in nine seconds, and the internet is inexplicably searching for both 2025 and 2026 at the same time.
Apr 29
12 min