It’s “what did we get stuck up our butts” time again with Stephanie Sterling and Phoenix Toothill! Also Jonathan Frakes knows what he did. Laurenhttps://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4 BeffButts butts butts butts butts butts butts EVERYBODYhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/26/beavers-Phoenix-Tempe-Arizona/9181703614394/ Pheehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bird-friendly-maple-syrup-boosts-vermont-forest-diversity-and-resilience/Stephhttps://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/men-arrested-with-1-000-in-stolen-butter-1.6703164

Lauren’s back again! Heck yeah!Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/29/lawyer-suspended-poop-pringles-victim-center/71745795007/ https://gizmodo.com/mri-machine-accidents-gun-shot-woman-butt-1851077446 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-67777768 Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-2300-year-old-mosaic-made-of-shells-and-coral-has-just-been-found-buried-under-rome/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nuclear-waste-from-unused-weapons-is-being-safely-turned-to-glass-after-leaking-for-years/ https://thenationaldesk.com/news/from-the-desk/police-warn-of-bunnies-going-on-rampant-crime-sprees-in-texas-chewing-christmas-lights-random-acts-of-vandalism-hutto-police-department-christmas-holiday-decorations-bugs-bunny-rabbits-hares

Big cat!My Friend’s Paypal:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunkOur Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/ Stories UsedLaurenhttps://themessenger.com/news/people-cant-access-their-ai-girlfriend-because-the-service-went-down-after-ceo-jailed-for-setting-his-apartment-on-fire https://katu.com/news/local/update-cougar-spotted-in-tigard-park-was-actually-just-a-big-housecat Morganhttps://www.npr.org/2023/11/06/1210537760/humpback-whale-rescue-alaska-video https://apnews.com/article/horse-loose-cargo-plane-returns-jfk-airport-6066bedc8438d69fd783fc4516bcf4e0 Ritahttps://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1197943623/hurricane-idalia-flamingos-ohio-florida-texas-carolina

This week I introduce the absolutely wonderful Jane to our new co-host Rita! My Friend’s Paypal:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunkOur Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/ Stories UsedLaurenhttps://jalopnik.com/florida-sovereign-citizens-still-need-drivers-license-1851020258 https://kotaku.com/youtube-chess-anal-beads-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1851020457 Ritahttps://apnews.com/article/greece-athens-bomb-urban-development-wwii-7321b7eb7bbda084e0ebd53981fce5fa Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-engineered-a-bacteria-to-eat-plastic-bottles-and-transforming-them-into-useful-liquids/ https://www.positive.news/environment/the-lost-species-returning-to-britain/ Morganhttps://apnews.com/article/cluster-bomblet-ammunition-thrift-store-wisconsin-donation-be5eeeaf7b979c112c5fc5add1c59df0 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna125140

The Gob Squad strikes again! Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-world/4-sentenced-prison-sell-bleach-miracle-cure-covid-dozens-diseases-disorders-federal-jonathan-grenon-jordan-mark-joseph-conspiring-defraud-distribute-unapproved-drug-contempt-court-mms-mineral-solution-fda-food-administration https://nationalpost.com/news/man-arrested-after-faking-20-heart-attacks-to-avoid-paying-restaurant-bills Ritahttps://www.tomshardware.com/news/liquid-cooled-pc-with-real-human-blood-lined-up-as-diablo-iv-give-away Morganhttps://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/116000/Taylor-Swift-Eras-Tour-Armond-White-movie-review-Nazi-propaganda https://www.rawstory.com/santos-threatens-to-quit/

New Cohost just dropped!Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedRitahttps://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/buddhist-ritual-saves-exotic-fish-from-slaughter-only-for-adventurous-tibetan-otters-to-feast-on-them-instead Morganhttps://www.mlive.com/spartans/2023/10/michigan-state-apologizes-for-adolf-hitler-image-on-spartan-stadium-scoreboard.html?outputType=amp https://apnews.com/article/speeding-ticket-georgia-million-176b93d2b2b6371fd50c81666e08e3e2 Laurenhttps://kotaku.com/microsoft-bing-ai-image-art-kirby-mario-9-11-nintendo-1850899895 https://kotaku.com/xbox-360-chat-wall-street-fbi-insider-trading-goldman-1850887053

*Pained goblin noises*Joanna’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoannaBlackhartJoanna’s Website: https://www.joannablackhart.com/ Joanna’s Linkedin:https://www.linkedin.com/in/joannablackhart/ Beff’s BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://bc.ctvnews.ca/gender-reveal-party-sparks-b-c-brushfire-1.6465659 https://kotaku.com/world-of-warcraft-wow-mmo-ai-fake-news-glorbo-reddit-1850663596 https://www.polygon.com/23808925/destiny-2-glorbo-ai-sites-secret-boss-running-joke (Because it happened again!)Joannahttps://medicalxpress.com/news/2022-10-organoids-human-mini-organs-grown-lab.htmlhttps://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/making-mini-brain-organoids-brainierhttps://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/cambridge-quarterly-of-healthcare-ethics/article/ethical-issues-in-cerebral-organoid-research/F7B94103FFA7C73CA004F8C29FE32A6Dhttps://qz.com/1775717/the-ethics-of-lab-grown-minibrainsLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/teen-finds-whale-skull-from-34-million-years-ago-while-fossil-hunting-in-alabama/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/oklahoma-zoo-forecasts-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-cute-after-rare-clouded-leopard-kitten-born/

Come for the porn sandwiches, stay for the kermit impression. Beff’s BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.techdirt.com/2023/08/17/sexy-sandwiches-pornhub-goes-after-kebab-shop-over-signs-logos https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/08/fda-finally-nabs-alleged-quack-who-claimed-silver-vibrations-cure-covid/ Morganhttps://apnews.com/article/somalia-slow-runner-video-2bafeb6d93de898d9c3cb36070c285cc https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-hook-us-mayor-goes-165705760.html Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stray-cat-finds-a-new-life-in-the-public-library-from-hitting-the-streets-to-hitting-the-books/

This week Mark Adams joins Morgan and I to talk about cat noses, punching a bear in the nose, and Lin Wood bringing the satanic panic back. Also there’s more stories. Humanist Ceremonies:https://humanist.org.uk/markadams/Shipwrecked & Comatose: https://pod.link/1514570118?s=09 ChuckyVision:https://pod.link/1579168246?s=09 Beff’s BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.cnet.com/science/space/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-the-internet-to-name-a-uranus-mission/ (Old one but butts)https://apnews.com/article/black-bear-woman-bitten-maine-1ad636d74a117e5db7297e44866a9499 Morganhttps://www.rawstory.com/lin-wood-2662244319/ (possible backup)https://www.npr.org/2023/07/07/1186392324/solo-flight-18-hour-delay-american-airlines Markhttps://www.thepinknews.com/2023/07/05/bristol-pride-bans-political-parties/ https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/cat-noses-are-marvels-that-may-inspire-better-scientific-instruments

Beffstreet's Back Alright!Beff’s BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Stories UsedLaurenhttps://apnews.com/article/poland-bus-hel-666-e4443f1b245b4486b9180849f1317fc1 Beffhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65982830 LomoMorgan