The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye. Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci The Oculon- Brad Pike Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis Dick Flynn- Wink Stone Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Special Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt

The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame. Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci The Oculon- Brad Pike P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right? Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Nora the Bop It- Elizabel Riggs P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship. Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly? Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this? Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Various- Connor Doyle Artwork by Blair Britt

Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh? Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards. Blim Blammo- Ben Palin Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt. Django the YourMom- Dan Betcher Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP). The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex Moorman The Magnificent Ted- John Mahoney Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt