It's a special Winter Solstice episode of Human News Network! Brought to you by BrainLift and Bepsi Cola.

This week, we discuss the new semester for students, a news update from the world of AI and simulations, and a live press conference with the King of Humans. Brought to you by Gold4Blood and The Velvet Palate.

This week, we learn about everyday heroes, a true-crime-style podcast, and interview a contestant on an exciting survival show. Brought to you by Knoxville Fenceless Zoo and the Multiverse Travel Agency.

This week, a helpful reminder to go outside and breathe, some dietary advice from Human Expert Dr. Simon Keener, and an interview with Climatologist Sonny Polar. Brought to you by the Memory Master Corporation and Marble Mania.

Some advice for dealing with talkative neighbors, an interview with the inventor of sharks, and a political discussion with Florida's newest gubernatorial candidate. Brought to you by Randy's Rings and Human Blood Energy Drink.

This week, experts discuss an odd time fluctuation and the medical ramifications of a broken heart. Then we review this summer's hottest movie! Brought to you by the Center for Prevention and The Breatharian Diet.

This week, we learn about some real-life community heroes, like those who volunteer at fire departments, may have made fascinating scientific discoveries, or collect government funds on various roadways. Brought to you by the upcoming film Pinocchio and the Enigma Neck Collar. Learn more about the show ⁠here⁠! Check out Better Movie Club ⁠here⁠! Check out Dungeon Auditor's Guild ⁠here⁠!

This week, we take a look at a developing situation in Florida, reflect on the aftermath of this year's Dependence Day, and learn all about buying and maintaining our vehicles. Brought to you by InfernoFuel and Humanade (A Lizardade Subsidiary).

This week, host Alan Ingram unravels the mystery of sports, speaks with a single mom, and learns about an exciting new pastime! Brought to you by Human Blood Energy Drink and Spectral Spectacles. Learn more about the show here! Check out Better Movie Club here! Check out Dungeon Auditor's Guild here! Check out MTGeniuses on Spotify here, Apple podcasts here, or grab the RSS feed for your favorite podcasting app! 

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